Knowing when to keep your mouth shut has saved many a MARRIAGE.
A marriage of CONVENIENCE is a thing to behold.
He who misbehaves at a public convenience will be for ever in DISREPUTE.
To be held in disrepute is the GREATEST shame that can befall a man.
Even the greatest of men can have a HISSY fit.
Hissy Missy, missed 'er MISTER
Mister Pister, where's your SISTER?
He who marries his sister begets an IDIOT or a king.
Only another idiot stoops to argue with FOOLS.
Fools have the BEST time.
The best times in our life are invented by the distortions of MEMORY.
A memory relived is a beautiful thing, no memory at all and youve lost your MARBLES.
Life is a game of marbles, and it's up to you to bag the BEST taw.
What looks best is usually the WORST.
SAUSAGES are worst in Germany.
A sausage in the HAND is worth two in the bush... (or is it?)
When you lend a hand, you also lend your HEART.
If you wear your heart on your SLEEVE, be careful when putting on an overcoat.
Nothing quite like sleeve of BEER.
Two beers, you're mine, three beers, you're ANYBODY'S.
