BEWARE the bear who lurks in the bush.
Let the first through the door beware the cunningly-placed BUCKET of water.
Never WEAR a bucket it makes you look pail.
Wear PLAID on if you are dead
Plaid shorts with a striped shirt=fashion police ALERT
Stay Alert when at the NIGHT club, you may be able to find the pickup you so much want.
Night may hide DARK deeds, but the Moon sees all.
A dark-complected Woman, a blemish-bedeck'd Baby and a Lame Pig are no good to man nor BEAST.
EAT not the beast that lays the golden cow.
He who eateth FASTEST repenteth in acid reflux.
The fastest worm eludes the EARLY bird.
Early to bed and late to rise makes a GIRL happy until she dies.
A girl has to do what a girl has to DO
Do what you can where you can when you can and the DEVIL take the hindmost.
DEVIL
Dogs eat VITAL intestine links
Hehe, JTF got a thread ahead of h/self!
Wrong topic, gosh, wake up JTF,
Waking up is hard to do!
and my correction
Give the Devil an inch and he will take a foot, then he will think he is a RULER.
Never DRAW a circle with a ruler.
Anyone can draw a pistol faster than a MAN without a gun.
Every man starts life with a SLAP.
