Try to slap a good woman down, and she'll BOUNCE back up higher than a brand new rubber ball.
The farther you FALL the higher you bounce.
It may be Paris in the Spring, if your not home in the Fall who will rake all the LEAVES.
Leaves fall from a tree like warts fall from a FROG.
Kiss the Frog and make it CRY.
She who cries least, cries LAST.
Last in the PUB, pays for the round
PUB of the future remembering the PAST.
If you want to get in touch with your past, smell an old-fashioned shop and TASTE the sweets of your childhood.
If the taste of the world is bitter, then CLOSE your mouth.
Sure close the BARN door now that the cow is out, next thing the hen will be too.
And the man was in the barn, and the barn was dark and smelt of hay, and the hay was golden, and lo! the HEN laid an egg on the golden hay.
Hen pecked men can never be FOUND
Found this thread just now - it is brilliant!
What is found can just as easily be LOST
lost and found would only send us in CIRCLES
He who runs in circles tires easier than he who takes the DIRECT route.
Why is direct debit faster then direct DEPOSIT
Deposit old GRIEVANCES in the rubbish bin of experience.
GRIEVANCES
Great Romance Institute, Variances allowed NOTICE Complete Enormous Surprises.\
Gosh wrong topic,
Correction
If you NOTICE your boss picking his nose you can file Grievances
Failing to notice small details can DEPRIVE one of many interesting moments.
