First in the SHOWER is always the last to get ready.
Shower your best friend with love, and your worst ENEMY with quiet.
It is better to know one's enemy than to THINK one has none.
Think in CIRCLES, it's more fun that way.
Discussion circles make me DIZZY.
If you weren't dizzy before getting on AMUSEMENT park rides, you will often be dizzy afterwards.
A MISTRESS usually succeeds enabling many early nights, truly
(hiama, I think you got the threads confused. You made an ancronym, rather than using the word "amusement" in a made-up quote)
Thanks for that
Amusement is one floor above abasement and one floor below ENLIGHTENMENT
Enlightenment often comes only after we have made many MISTAKES.
Mistakes are the only sure route to SUCCESS
Success is often a matter of dumb LUCK.
Lady luck can be a poor MISTRESS
Mistress fortune, WIFE hard-work.
Never TALK while your wife is interrupting.
To talk all day is to WASTE tomorrows breath
Too much waste may indicate GREED.
The only thing we have to FEAR is Greed it self.
Fear can often destroy RESOLVE.
Too much resolve makes the failure harder to BEAR.