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Dating Help! Help me keep her interested!

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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2004 06:53 pm
And, another thing, EMSFD125. I bet you thought that was a cigar in Bill's mouth.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2004 07:12 pm
Don't go to a museum, whatever you do. That is one of those ideas that sounds good, but unless you go behind one of the exhibits and fool around, it's just going to be a snoozefest, and she'll think you are a bore. Trust me. I've been there.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jul, 2004 07:30 am
You can write her a sweet poem. Like the one I wrote my sweetie:

"My Semen Are Your Tears."

-Baby, you are so wicked hot.
I want to bang the snot...
Out of you so hard, that it comes out your eyes and ears,
And appears...that my semen are your tears.
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Ghendo
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jul, 2004 09:22 am
I have done the reading, though it was actually a field behind her house.

Occom: thats clever.
Slappy: seek profesional help.
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jul, 2004 11:36 am
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
You can write her a sweet poem. Like the one I wrote my sweetie:

"My Semen Are Your Tears."

-Baby, you are so wicked hot.
I want to bang the snot...
Out of you so hard, that it comes out your eyes and ears,
And appears...that my semen are your tears.


Impressive.

Here's one called, "I Cannot Speak."

I cannot speak the words
To describe your beauty
For they are obscured by
The barrell of the gun in my mouth.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jul, 2004 11:49 am
Nice poetry, homos. Nice cover-up job Bill. You should grow a beard.

When it comes to love poetry, I prefer the 2 line simple verse structure favoured by Bihari, a medieval poet from India. Here is my tribute to his fine writings:

You, me,
and bukake makes three.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jul, 2004 12:32 pm
EMSFD--

I repeat--ask her about what she'd like to do? Jot down the sensible suggestions that you've been offered here and ask which appeal to her. If accurate, confess that you're not a Read A Book in a Park type and have no intention of taking cooking lessons with her.

Part of dating is finding out about the other person. If you provide all the entertainment without her input she's going to decide you don't think her opinions are terribly important.
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jul, 2004 04:31 pm
If all else fails refer back to "Kinckycan's thread on how to hook up with women at the park.
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princesspupule
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jul, 2004 04:37 pm
Gargamel wrote:
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
You can write her a sweet poem. Like the one I wrote my sweetie:

"My Semen Are Your Tears."

-Baby, you are so wicked hot.
I want to bang the snot...
Out of you so hard, that it comes out your eyes and ears,
And appears...that my semen are your tears.


Impressive.

Here's one called, "I Cannot Speak."

I cannot speak the words
To describe your beauty
For they are obscured by
The barrell of the gun in my mouth.


I'm impressed, but not as much as I would be if they were haiku.
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jul, 2004 04:43 pm
Aha! The gauntlet has been thrown down: write a XXX haiku. Who wants to go first?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jul, 2004 04:46 pm
Your boobs, fleshy orbs,
reflective of your pink sex,
my haunted dream world.
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jul, 2004 04:48 pm
Dude! That was quick. I think it's time for a new Cav thread.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jul, 2004 04:49 pm
:cool: I can rip off bad haiku like farts.
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princesspupule
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jul, 2004 04:53 pm
Re: thanx but...
EMSFD125 wrote:
lol what i really wanna know is if u guys tried any of this stuff be4 u send me to do it...reality isnt made from a movie guys


RL dates that impressed me... hm, going to beaches, especially if you play a ukulele and have a coconut tree nearby to lean against while you play...

picnics & bring-your-guitar or free concerts in some park... for the picnic bring plastic champagne flutes and fill w/a bubbly beverage... sparkling cider can be fine!

bicycle riding... again, take along a mini-picnic...

teach her to do something she has mentioned wanting to learn... A~N~Y~T~H~I~N~G she's mentioned is good and shows you listen to what she says and remember...

Other than those, camping in groups at spectacular spots was good fun.
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princesspupule
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jul, 2004 04:56 pm
cavfancier wrote:
Your boobs, fleshy orbs,
reflective of your pink sex,
my haunted dream world.


Rolling Eyes Where's the allusion to the season? This is not good enough!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jul, 2004 05:00 pm
Summertime, I am
reminded of your firm, brown
coconuts. Drink this.
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jul, 2004 05:01 pm
OK let's try this

Your boobs, pillowy clouds,
Reflecting your fecund sex,
Like haunting autumn leaves.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jul, 2004 05:06 pm
In spring, I do try
to cunniling us into
mutual pleasure.
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jul, 2004 05:08 pm
I must say, Mrs Cav must be chortling her head off.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jul, 2004 05:09 pm
Laughing
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