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Thu 15 Jul, 2004 11:13 pm
An Asian lady married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever
after in London. However, the poor lady was not very
proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her
husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for
groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken
legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in
desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the
message and the lady went home with chicken legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't
know how to say it, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher
her breast. The lady got what she wanted.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy wieners. Unable to
find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to
the store...
What were you thinking?
Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!!!!!
My ex-wife is also Japanese. When she got stuck for a phrase she would whip out the dictionary. But she did enjoy exposing herself...
last time my dad noticed the dictionary pull out at a meeting with japanese clients.....he about shot the English guy giving the presentation for saying "silly" as the japanese took as "an intoxicated man" My dad thoroughly explained to him later to use only proper english, no slang!
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