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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 04:49 pm
kickycan wrote:
So what do you guys think of the gay or straight issue?


Oh - the minute the thought enters your head, THAT is determined.

You're gay.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 04:52 pm
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A while back I listened to an interview where he said that was his favorite rumor about himself. (It's nonsense, by the way.)

dunno, sounds feasible... no pain, no gain!

doesn't make ya gay, just as dating mary & her 4 sisters doesn't...
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 04:52 pm
I think it depends on whether you swallow or not.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 05:08 pm
kickycan wrote:
I think it depends on whether you swallow or not.


Nope.

Swallowing has no place in the decision.

Just enjoy, Kicky!
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MyOwnUsername
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 05:33 pm
yeah, who cares if you're gay? if you like it, enjoy Wink
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 05:59 pm
Don't put that in your mouth! You don't know where it's been!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 07:09 pm
I would very much hope that he knows EXACTLY where it's been!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 07:10 pm
Heehee - Kickycan, eh - well, if Kicky CAN, then he gets a kick out of him.....
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 07:21 pm
isnt the tailpipe real hot? I only have trucks, do they count?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 10:25 pm
Hey, don't put a label on me, dlowan! Is it gay to get hot for smokin' bunnies? Laughing

This thread is cracking me up.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 11:19 pm
kickycan wrote:
Hey, don't put a label on me, dlowan! Is it gay to get hot for smokin' bunnies? Laughing


Not at all.

We call it perversion.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2004 11:57 pm
farmerman wrote:
isnt the tailpipe real hot? I only have trucks, do they count?


It took me a while, but I just got that. Laughing
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 01:27 pm
dlowan wrote:
...We call it perversion.



... Not that there's anything wrong with that ...
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 01:33 pm
Man, if I learned to do that, I'd have to learn to type with my toes and read upside-down, too. In the end, I'm just too lazy.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 01:37 pm
kickycan wrote:
It's interesting that dogs and cats can reach, yet I have never seen one do it. I have seen them lick themselves, but never have I seen a dog with a hard-on going down on himself. Hmmm...what do they know that we don't?


My brother in laws dog has been caught several times licking his little pink dart. Not his berries or his butt, his twig.
It happens my friend...it happens....
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kickycan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 01:41 pm
Holy crap, I can't believe it, but a friend of mine told me yesterday that when he was a kid, he actually tried it. He said that the trick was that he laid down on his back, and bent himself down, kind of like a reverse somersault kind of position. I never thought about trying that. Of course he was only fifteen at the time, so I'm sure he was more flexible then.

He also said that when he came, it was very uncomfortable because it's very hard to keep that position while you're having an orgasm. And he said that when it's spurting into your mouth, it seems like a lot more is shooting out than you would think. No wonder a lot of women don't like to swallow.

Wow, this post was pretty damn graphic, eh?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2004 01:53 pm
That'd be "plow" in yoga.
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