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Wed 14 Jul, 2004 03:11 pm
I have a dream. I want to be able to fellate myself. Are there exercises that one can do to become flexible enough to do this? We all have to have goals in life, and I think this is a noble and rewarding one.
What would the ramifications be of auto-fellatio, relative to a person's sexuality? If you became an auto-fellatio afficionado, would that be a step in the direction of being homosexual? Or would it just be extremely narcissistic?
I asked a gay friend of mine, and he says there are gay porn movies that feature auto-fellatio. I have seen a lot of straight porn, and I don't ever remember seeing this act being performed. Would that mean it is a homosexual practice? Or would it just be gay to watch somebody perform this act? Hmmm...
I think this subject was covered thoroughly in the "Ask Slappy" thread.
Damn it, I missed that one, Gus. Could you summarize it for me?
It was an exciting thread and most of the A2K members participated. If I remember correctly a lot of the women here were very interested in this subject. Some of them had pushed on their husband/boyfiend's back as they attempted to conquer the the ageless auto-fellatio challenge.
But then someone, I believe it was Phoenix, started yelling and said something like, "If they're pushing on the back it is not legitimate auto-fellatio!"
At that point all hell broke loose. Fighting, kicking, screaming. I couldn't take it anymore and left for gentler threads.
I suggest a slight turn of topic here, and ask how many ladies can, or want, to perform this act on themselves, and provide evidence that they can "do it right". Come on yoga-practicing wimmins, fess up.
I love my chiropractor, not literally though.
Why do you think so many women, in the later stages of their lives, walk around with a bent back, Cav?
It sure as hell aint osteoporosis
Aah, so Yoga can help me in my quest?
heard a rumor that marilyn manson had his lower ribs removed
to achieve the desired result...
Interesting. That seems a little extreme though. So who wants to teach me some Yoga?
So what do you guys think of the gay or straight issue?
I heard a story where Johnny Wadd could perform auto-fellatio by simply picking the thing up and inserting it with the ease of taking a cool drink from a garden hose.
I guess that might be part of your problem, Kicky. You have so much farther to go than the average Joe.
Sad but true, Gus. Maybe I could get one of those penis pumps.
Why would you want to auto-fellate a penis pump?
Where's the challenge?
It's interesting that dogs and cats can reach, yet I have never seen one do it. I have seen them lick themselves, but never have I seen a dog with a hard-on going down on himself. Hmmm...what do they know that we don't?
Kickycan, in the final days of his life, walks with a skeletal Cav. Cav laughs and describes the ease of which he fellated himself in his younger days, Kicky sadly shakes his head, leans on his cane, the pain from years of attempting shooting through his back and groin area, and wonders of the glorious possibilities of what could have been.
Region Philbis wrote:heard a rumor that marilyn manson had his lower ribs removed
to achieve the desired result...
A while back I listened to an interview where he said that was his favorite rumor about himself. (It's nonsense, by the way.)
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