Please answer these question! thanks before

1. Three years ago I was used to_2012.___
2. Three years ago I wasn't used_as a laundry detergent._
3. I'm now used to_scare children away from a life of crime._
4. I;m not used to_loosen lug nuts on the space shuttle.__
5. My parents can't get used to_my smartass attitude._
6. I can't get used to_having an invisible girlfriend._
7. My old friends are getting used to_me saying that my girlfriend is invisible._
8. I'm getting used to_people rolling their eyes and walking away._


More seriously:
1. going out in public unrecognized.
2. to being treated as a celebrity everywhere I went.
3. having photographers follow me everywhere.
4. giving extended interviews about my music.
5. geting phone calls about me in the middle of the night.
6. seeing myself in videos every day.
7. me being away for months at a time.
8. signing autographs everywhere I go.

1. Three years ago I was used to screwing chickens.
2. Three years ago I wasn't used to my hair falling out.
3. I'm now used to scare prisoners straight.
4. I'm not used to being rejected at elderly convalescent homes.
5. My parents can't get used to my third eye.
6. I can't get used to the glasses I need to wear having three eyes.
7. My old friends are getting used to the limo driving job I force them to do.
8. I'm getting used to lighting my cigars with $100 bills

FBM, Rag, you guys have once more again repeatedly, made my entire day; in spite of my rep as a troll