tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jun, 2020 03:23 pm
@Phoenix32890,
Phoenix32890 wrote:

IMDB gave this dud a 6.5, which was probably 6 points more than it deserved. The Blair Witch project was, IMO, one of the most boring excuses for a film.

TO me? It wasn't the worst and it did have some scary atmosphere but yep. It was 90% boring as hell.
Banana Breath
 
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Reply Mon 29 Jun, 2020 10:01 am
@tsarstepan,
I couldn't buy into the "lost in the woods" idea at all. I'm perfectly comfortable in a woods and can tell where I am from the position of the sun, inclines in the ground, etc.

Further the shaky handheld camera effect was just irritating and amateurish.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jul, 2020 04:58 pm
@Banana Breath,
Banana Breath wrote:

I doubt anything can top Robot Monster (1953)


And to think. Elmer Bernstein composed the score to that stinker.
https://imgur.com/T5oBRzF.jpg
https://imgur.com/eNeDBXF.jpg
Screenshots from the MST3k episode cover the turd of a 50s monster film.
Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Mon 6 Jul, 2020 03:37 pm
@tsarstepan,
What the hell. Sometimes a guy needs to do whatever he can do to earn a living----Seriously though, if I were a composer for the movies, I would rather starve than be attached to a flick like that!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 6 Jul, 2020 03:59 pm
Billy the Kid Versus Dracula, starring John Carradine, rates at least an honorable mention.
Banana Breath
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jul, 2020 09:30 am
@edgarblythe,
Also worth mention are the Three Stooges movies. Utterly horrible movies meant to capitalize on the Stooges fame at the time, but terribly written idiocy, it makes the old Stooges television shows look like masterpieces by comparison.

The Three Stooges in Orbit:
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 24 Sep, 2020 07:31 am
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2021 11:41 am
@tsarstepan,
It's Jaws...


BUT CRUELER!

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Banana Breath
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2021 12:15 am
Almost forgot about some to the really terrible cross-genre Christmas movies. How about "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians?" Surely nothing can top that.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4pojPxdam7o/VnCeJ-IAZrI/AAAAAAAARyg/2Q9gLu8A_Ns/s1600/santa%2Bclaus%2Bconquers%2Bthe%2Bmartians.jpg

https://www.denofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/santa-claus-conquers-the-martians.jpg?resize=768%2C432
https://kawarthanow.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/santa-claus-conquers-the-martians-still-02.jpg
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 16 Feb, 2021 11:51 am
@Banana Breath,
IF we later find that Mars in fact actually has a hidden Martian civilization, they will consider Santa Claus Conquers the Martians as one of the many war crimes the Earth has committed against Martian-kind.

And yes. That film has been mentioned here as well as the worst Christmas movies thread. And deservedly so. But at least theversion with the Rifftrax commentary track is exquisitely funny because of how bad that film is.
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