Mobile Phones May Damage Sperm?

Oh, I know you were kidding!
Personally, and all science aside, I am still leary of the over-use of cell phones, or just about anything else. (except my beloved PC)

I don't own a cell phone. If I'm out of the house, I don't want to be bothered. I suspect that if a man beats his testicles with the cellphone repeatedly for an hour or so, that could result in some sperm damage. As for the findings, inconclusive.

Cav
Beats his testicles with a cell phone. That must be very painful

I haven't read any of the above, but give me a cell phone call anytime. My age and vasectomy have rendered this issue irrelevant to me. I even open my microwave in my shorts.