Porn - Overcoming feeling like second choice

I love watching porn with the couple next door, but sometimes she sees my face at the window and I have to jump off the ladder and hide.

Hate when that happens. You lose the plot of the story and never know what happens to the protagonist.

Personally, I'm all for instructional porn for the inexperienced, as it could prevent many an accident.

I remember before porn was invented and I was receiving my very first blowjob from Gladys Clagthorpe.
It was her first time as well, so in addition to me not knowing what to expect, she obviously didn't quite understand, as within ten seconds of her huffing and puffing, my bladder had inflated to the size of a basketball.

When she eventually released her grip, I remember making a sort of pfffffft noise from my nether regions and hurriedly zigzagging round the ceiling and then out of an open window.

I have the feels for you. The night I lost my virginity, I was a tad too enthusiastic with the neck bites and ear nibbles. My partner sprung a leak, flew about the room making farting noises and right out the kitchen window. The babysitter was chuffed, to say the least.

So she said, "Let go of my ears. I know what I'm doing!"