I am clearly wearing clown pants, not spandex, which are much more form-fitting if you choose to dine at McDonald's on a regular basis.
As for your comment on a world dictatorship, I happen to agree, except that Bush would be offended by any competition, and you know what would happen then.
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 07:55 am
Is that your argument, cav? How can you possibly say anything against the noble, the upright, the impossibly wonderful Bush?
Babies are less trouble than they're worth.
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:00 am
How could you misinterperet my clear support for Bush, Clary as supreme world dictator? He is bringing peace and democracy to the world at large, whether they like it or not, and that is indeed a noble quest, in line with the Children's Crusade.
Babies are less trouble, and worth a lot when sold on the black market.
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Clary
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:02 am
How can you even suggest that they could be sold on the Black Market, like sugar or petrol? What a heartless monster you must be.
Cats are horrible.
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:05 am
No one forces you to buy a cat. As far as I am concerned, your hating cats are a bonus for the felines. They wouldn't have to put up with you, for which they will be eternally grateful!
I love roller coasters.
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Clary
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:08 am
So you like feeling permanently nauseous, and getting your thrills from speed? How trivial and juvenile you must be. You'll be telling me next you enjoy cotton candy and sweet popcorn - yuch.
Better the devil you know than the devil you don't.
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the prince
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:08 am
How can u get a thrill out of hurtling towards the ground at 60mph while hanging upside down ?
I hate the english weather
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cavfancier
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 08:13 am
Rollercoasters are incredibly fun, especially when you are hanging upside down being serviced by a lover at the same time, in the English rain. It gives a whole new meaning to 'thunderstorm'.
I am for the ancient tradition of tying cats up in sacks and drowning them for being 'familiars'.
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Clary
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 09:41 am
If only I didn't agree with that very laudable sentiment! But since YOU posted it, cav, I know that you are playing devil's advocate, because anyone who fancies King Charles Spaniels is just a catfancier, since they are practically indistinguishable, all small and furry.
Justice should be seen to be done, as well as being done.
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 09:53 am
Since Clary won't disagree with you, Cav, I feel it is my duty to say that I disagree completely. They should not be tied up in sacks and drowned. They should be tied to the bumpers of moving vehicles and dragged instead. That is truly the best way to "skin a cat". And as for justice, it should be seen to be done, to cats! Kill them all!
I think when children reach the age of 7, they should be given cigarettes, booze and porn and told to just "go wild with it."
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Clary
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 10:03 am
Oh yes, and who's going to pick up the tab for the damage they do, wrecking everything? Not you, I'm sure. Society needs children to be kept down, seen and not heard, forced to spend long boring hours at school so that they become happy adults, forever surprised at how nice life can be after school.
Kind hearts are better than coronets.
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 10:15 am
A kind heart will give ya a coronary, you softie!
I think I'll go barbecueing tonite!
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Clary
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 10:18 am
You haven't anything better to do with your time than grill lumps of animal over charcoal? A cross between Neanderthal fun nites and ordinary American life - perhaps they are the same thing.
My proposal for argument:
Justice and what is done in the courts are two completely different things.
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 11:00 am
The court system may not be perfect, but it is the best system of justice that we have, and it does mete out justice, as much justice as is possible. There is no system that is better, therefore it is as just and fair as is humanly possible. It is just, and your reasoning is faulty.
Viagra is the greatest invention of our time.
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the prince
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 11:01 am
Yeah, for people like you Kicky who cant get it up naturally....
Oops....this is not the insult thread is it ?
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kickycan
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 11:20 am
Interesting how you say you are too nice to insult someone on the insult thread, but here in the argument thread, you attack my manhood viciously!
I think strippers' and porn stars' health coverage should cover boob jobs.
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Clary
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 11:26 am
Well, when you talk about covering boob jobs, I think the insurance companies would make more money if they provided the poor girls with something to wear, they are always so cold, to judge by the state of their nipples.
You can't fight Bush with grass
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drom et reve
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 11:30 am
What piggish crap! What benefit would that have? It would just serve to demean women more! I would do an Angelo, and have the whole lot banned. People like you need an example taught to you!
Everyone should read every Shakespeare play.
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cavfancier
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 11:36 am
You mean Fakespeare, don't you? A big "F" as in Francis Bacon. Just as an aside, King Charles Spaniels are clearly distinct from cats. They have much longer ears, they growl at Satan, and do not try to mate with him.
I think pot should be legalized for everyone except those who have glaucoma.
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Clary
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Mon 28 Jun, 2004 11:37 am
Patently absurd! Most people can't read, and if they did they'd have better things to read than stupid 16th century rubbish and plays with inane plots that make Hollywood scriptwriters look like geniuses.
