1. First, your post must totally disagree with the post above yours. It's an argument, so feel free to get a little heated up about it.
2. Your post must then state an opinion on an entirely different subject.
I totally disagree! Tom Cruise is a great actor. In fact, he may be one of the greatest actors of this, or any other generation, dammit!
I believe that for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.
And I believe that you are a complete flake. Wake up. For every drop of rain that falls, the only things that grow are your chances of stepping in a damn puddle, ya nutball.
I think frogs are slimy and gross.
(Okay, so do we all have it now? I hope so. And now, to start the argument...)
That's just not true! Frogs are cute! I love Frogs! I was raised by a family of frogs! How dare you say that about my family!
I believe that Michael Jackson has never had any plastic surgery, and that is indeed his real nose.