You can't make it to 80. You can't go back to the future.
Gull wings!? Checker cab? I love gull wings as much as the next girl but ... Actually I don't. Ridiculous. Checker cab? C'mon! You can get more creative than that eye sore. The new York Hindi cab driver stereo type will follow the word cab anywhere. I don't care if it could fly. Or even if it was a flying Mercedes painted like a checker cab. What would be really cool would be a Rolls Royce with a lift kit and mudd tires. Chop the back with a few extra pipes and mini bar.