@Sturgis,
Hope will not help you. You have salmonella poisoning, and can now look forward to a day or two of violent, involuntary episodes of diarrhea. I had a grandmother who had the same problem. The issue was resolved after I taped a piece of paper onto all the plates in her cupboard. And on the pieces of paper, I wrote: GRANDMA, DID YOU REMEMBER TO COOK THE CHICKEN? So, have a friend do this for you. However, I am guessing that finding a friend could be a problem for you because of your nasty habit of insulting people. As evidence of this, I would point to the fact that there is not one post of yours in this entire thread in which you have not insulted the poster before you. And my guess is that you'll do it again; in fact, I would bet on it.
The change-maker at the car-wash will not accept my dollar bills no matter how new they are.
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STURGIS, REMEMBER TO NOT INSULT THE POSTER BEFORE YOU?