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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2012 08:28 am
@firefly,
Yep, pretty hard to eat fried chicken when you have no teeth.

It's freezing outside; even my dogs don't want to go out.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2012 10:22 am
@Mame,
Your dogs want to go out they just shudder at the thought of being seen with a horror like you, especially with that frightful hair and the way you grope all the other dog walkers in town as you search for their money.

I bought some pistachio ice cream last night and am wondering if would be a good dessert to serve when my friend comes by tomorrow since he's bringing Chinese food.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2012 12:10 pm
@Sturgis,
Pistachio and Chinc food,,, oh how delicious (roll's eye's).

I love crab rangoons.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2012 12:13 pm
@yannalfopaula,
Uh no, what you meant to say was that you HAVE crabs, ya big rangoon.

Having a family over for dinner tonight.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2012 12:17 pm
@Mame,
Try wearing clothes this time.

I don't talk much.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2012 03:12 pm
@yannalfopaula,
Except when your mouth is full and then it is so gross nobody will eat with you.

My house is clean and ready for company.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 11 Nov, 2012 03:24 pm
@Mame,
It will stay clean as nobody is going to visit you, they've had enough of your crummy cooking. Get McDonald's next time it is still a hundred times better than the crap you serve!

Monday morning here and I'm ready to go to the office for another day of demanding work, decision day wether to expand our ore mines.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2012 07:45 am
@Dutchy,
Why don't you expand your mind and quit.

I'm on social security.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2012 08:02 am
@yannalfopaula,
So you finally figured a way to break into your neighbor's mailbox, forge her signature, and cash her social security checks at a neighboring shady liquor store. You're still not a saint if you share a beer bought with that money with that neighbor.

Went to a concert in Greenpoint, Brooklyn last night. Went with my friend who knew the singer, Eytan Mirsky.

Mame
 
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Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2012 08:49 am
@tsarstepan,
You're delusional. You don't have any friends and you stoned out of your mind watching tv through a neighbour's window last night.

I'm going to volunteer with the elderly today.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2012 09:46 am
@Mame,
And someone better warn those old folk to watch their wallets, and credit cards, and cash, and jewelry, when you're around. The only reason you volunteer is so you can pilfer whatever you can, you shameless thief.

I've got to call my insurance company about some storm damage.

Mame
 
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Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2012 12:17 pm
@firefly,
They don't insure cardboard boxes, sorry, you twit.

Took my dogs for a long walk this morning.

Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2012 01:54 pm
@Mame,
That's because the cops were chasing you clear into the next town for kiting checks again.

I purchased a new broom today but am rather unhappy with the cheap stick which is made of plastic unlike previous brooms with nice wooden sticks.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2012 02:02 pm
@Sturgis,
You get what you pay for, cheapo. I'm sure you'll be able to fly around on the plastic broomstick just fine. The lighter weight will probably improve your aerodynamics, since you never can manage to do anything right.

I'm thinking of making some comfort foods for dinner.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 12 Nov, 2012 02:26 pm
@firefly,
No doubt you have been on another shop stealing spree enabling you to eat your ill-gotten food in comfort you petty thief.

The Lord Mayor and myself will be lunching today and discuss some important matters affecting the City.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 14 Nov, 2012 09:43 pm
@Dutchy,
The only matter being discussed is how quickly you can get your lecherous tail out of town.


My housekeeper commented on how well kept my home is.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Thu 15 Nov, 2012 12:43 am
@Sturgis,
You deserve all the forehanded compliments.

Looks as if burgers are it tonite.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 15 Nov, 2012 02:39 am
@laughoutlood,
Time you went to cooking classes instead of relying on McDonalds.

I'm taking my partner to an expensive restaurant tonight celebrating our wedding anniversary.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 15 Nov, 2012 09:19 am
@Dutchy,
How romantic, you'll be dining at the same soup kitchen where you spent your wedding night, thanks to the fact you're the same unemployed lazy bum you were when you married her.

I'm thinking about getting a new car.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 15 Nov, 2012 10:52 am
@firefly,
Thinking is as far as it'll get with you since you can't even afford a toy car from the 5 and 10.

Lately I've been eating a lot of pizza.
 

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