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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 9 Nov, 2012 03:52 am
@yannalfopaula,
Won't do you any good you ugly tart.

Promised to take my secretary home after the tennis.
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alex240101
 
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Reply Fri 9 Nov, 2012 07:16 am
@yannalfopaula,
What is the cream going to wear?

Beheading the terrasunflowers today.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 9 Nov, 2012 09:19 am
@alex240101,
And only a sadistic creep like you would do it with a little guillotine.

I think I need some new hobbies.

farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 9 Nov, 2012 10:05 am
@firefly,
At least until after all the bodies fully decompose

I bake some apple pies today

Mame
 
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Reply Fri 9 Nov, 2012 10:20 am
@farmerman,
No, what you meant was that you ATE some apple pies, you greedy-guts.

Going out in the snow today - brrr!
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 9 Nov, 2012 12:25 pm
@Mame,
Don't worry, by the time you finish fortifying yourself with booze, you'll be too drunk to get out the door.

I've been making up my shopping list.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2012 03:27 am
@firefly,
That would be quite simple, after all the booze you have enough left for a packet of smokes, the rest of the week you attend the Salvo's soup kitchen you miser.

It was a pleasure shaking hands with Prince Charles and his lovely wife Camilla during a short visit to our State today.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2012 03:44 am
@Dutchy,
Did you offer Gorrilla i mean Camilla a banana?

I like bananas.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2012 03:54 am
@yannalfopaula,
All monkeys do!

I'm enjoying a few drinks with friends around my bar, I love being the host.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2012 04:05 am
@Dutchy,
And the talk of the town no doubt.

How embarassing.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2012 04:11 am
@yannalfopaula,
What have you done now, stripped again with the curtains open, you exhibitionist.

Just heard a good joke to rude to tell here.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2012 07:32 am
@Dutchy,
Not surprising, your mind is constantly in the gutter, just like you are.

Had a friend over for dinner last night.
yannalfopaula
 
  1  
Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2012 07:51 am
@Mame,
Next time have food.

I overeat.
Mame
 
  1  
Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2012 07:52 am
@yannalfopaula,
That's obvious, you gluttonous blob of flesh.

The dogs wake me up at 5:00 every morning.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2012 10:06 am
@Mame,
Don't you mean they interrupt your hangover?

I haven't had a hangover in a long time,,, you may call me 'Master'.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2012 11:21 am
@yannalfopaula,
No, I will call you completely drunk. What you haven't had for a long time is 5 minutes of being sober.

Recently I started developing nose bleeds, I wonder if a visit to the doctor is needed.
yannalfopaula
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2012 11:44 am
@Sturgis,
The nose-bleed's are from being a great big snob.

My nose never bleed's.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2012 02:34 pm
@yannalfopaula,
You've got no blood you heartless woman.

Not going to Church today but doing a tour of the wineries.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2012 02:55 pm
@Dutchy,
As usual! You aren't allowed in church since you reek of gin, you sot.

Making fried chicken for dinner tomorrow night.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2012 07:05 pm
@Mame,
You mean you'll raid the dumpster behind the nearest KFC. And, for you, that's high dining.

I haven't had fried chicken in ages.
 

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