You post on this thread too much...get a life.
This month is going to suck for work.
Sucking in dark alleys for pay probably gets really cold in Boston in December.
Should I get a new ringtone for my cellphone?
Since when do you not keep it on vibrate?
I'm tired this AM.
Tired? You've been retreaded a few times too often.
Mmmm...agarbatti incense.
At least you got the "batty" part right.
I'm waiting for a phone call.
From a criminal lawyer no doubt.
I don't trust lawyers to much.
You obviously didn't trust your English teacher either.
I donated a microwave.
Now all they have to do is clean out the hamster bits.
Tis the season to be jolly.
Only if you go abroad for long.
the night is clear.
But your hold on reality is a bit shaky.
Blue Machine is my favorite Naked Juice flavor.
That's why you have bad breath!
I like poison ivy.
You're taste in music leaves something (everything) to be desired.
Actually, the Stones are pretty good if you like that kind of thing.
that kind of trash is good for losers like you
I know a crazy ambulance driver.
It's nice you have friends just like you...crazy.
My brother is graduating soon!
graduating in changing pig's diapers?
I live at east of eden.
You live in a delusional world where proper nouns don't need capitalization.
My favorite color is white.
Racist much?
I'm still waiting for that phone call.
To bad that your phone line's been cut...
I just got on and almost have to go again...
Prostate trouble much?
I have to leave in a minute.
Can't you make it sooner than that?
I have the biggest penis in the tri-state area.
