I use to care.
I want to adopt a pet.
YOU used to be a good speller... stupid.
You arrogant pig, you shouldn't have ended there. Now who's stupid?
I had a great weekend.
SCoates wrote:YOU used to be a good speller... stupid.
Stupid is someone who forgets to leave a second comment.
I might snow on Tuesday.
What Paulaj... I'm not cool enough for the game or something?
I'm telling!
Sorry SJ, I couldn't resist nailing Scoates. Go ahead and tell, nobody listens to you :-)
I'm listening to music.
Listening to two cats screwing in your yard isn't music.
Women can't drive.
Neither can men.
I like the group "Garbage"
You don't even know who they are.
I'm sleep deprived right now.
And how does this differ from any other night?
I should be drawing.
I suggest you give up trying to use your dick as a pacifier.
Now I wish I could wash my brain.
While your at it, could you wash the rest of you?
I should go to sleep.
The "dick as a pacifier" line kind of got to you, huh?
I think I'm repressed.
We should all be thankful for that.
I have a headache right now.
Stop pounding your head against the wall.
What should I prepare for dinner?
Your "Sewage Surprise" is always a big hit.
I seldom cook.
Afraid of becoming a "big hit?"
I'm still hungry.
You're always hungry, tired, or have a headache.
I had crazy dreams last night.
There is a fine line between crazy dreams and alcohol-related delirium; I think you've crossed it.
I'm out of diet coke; caffeine withdrawl is a real possibility.
You are what you dream.
I need to go shopping and I don't feel like it.
