Shouldn't be hard; everyone expects cheap gifts so just head down to Goodwill.
I'm getting ready to sell some stuff on eBay.
Be careful I think the feds are onto you.
I am buying a new TV today.
Extending the emptiness of your mind is impossible even with a new TV set!
It's dinner time.
Eat feces and expire.
My sister-in-law just bought a new dog.
She already had one, her husband!
I am going to the "Nutcracker" tonight.
Funny. That's what your co-workers call you.
I just got back from a tree-lighting ceremony.
How did the torch work?
I should be working.
Don't Hookers ever get a break?
I like chocolate.
And from the size of those hips, honey, chocolate loooves you.
It's time for me to go now.
well, it's about time
It's a beautiful, sunny, cold day in Manhattan
Don't let the door hit you in the butt.
I'm doing laundry.
better to wash yourself
bulbs must be changed
You better call an electrician
I just finished breakfast.
You still eating like a pig?
I drove a red car.
And all this time we thought it was a little yellow bus.
I'm going bowling later.
The paramedics have been alerted to stand by at the bowling alley.
I've got to go out and pick up some pills.
Overmasturbating at young ages consumes too much Human Growth Hormone, testosterone, and DHEA. Hence your need of pills.
Still trying to change bulbs.
Maybe you should take a correspondence course in how to change a bulb--assuming you can read.
I've got to buy some Christmas cards.
You mean construction paper and crayons I take it.
I have to leave soon.
That's fine, 'cause we are fed up with you!
Bulbs are changed.
