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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 15 Aug, 2011 06:47 pm
@Mame,
"Investment Firm" is that another name for a bordello, well how much are your charges Miss Debbie Dallas?

I'm being treated for a shoulder infection by a couple of excellent nurses.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 17 Aug, 2011 05:18 pm
@Dutchy,
That's what you're telling your partner, but we know those "nurses" you've been seeing are twin hookers, and the techniques they use sure aren't meant to treat you for a shoulder infection, you lying cheater.

I'm going to cook up a pot of chili tonight.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 17 Aug, 2011 07:49 pm
@firefly,
I know what you mean by a pot of hot chili, which lothario is the lucky guy to keep your fire burning tonight?

My hurting shoulder is due for a soothing massage today.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 17 Aug, 2011 08:18 pm
@Dutchy,
Shoulder? LMAO!!!! Shoulder is the New "Man machine", right? HA HA HA HA (right! we weren't born yesterday, bubba).

I served a g/f a totally vegetarian home made dinner tonight (yes, another FOOD topic, Nick)...


firefly
 
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Reply Wed 17 Aug, 2011 09:39 pm
@Mame,
Only a lame brain ditz like you would consider a can of baked beans a "home made dinner" because you heated it and served it at home.

I think I'm a very good cook.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 17 Aug, 2011 09:50 pm
@firefly,
I believe that, you're always cooking up something hot, particularly at nightime.

I grilled myself a nice T-bone for dinner tonight.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 17 Aug, 2011 10:02 pm
@Dutchy,
(LOL Mame!)

Just the bone as the dog ate all the meat off it!

I am having trouble with my iPad!
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 17 Aug, 2011 10:10 pm
@NickFun,
That's because you stole it and don't know the password - duh! D'oh!

I am nearly finished my wall hanging. I will post a pic when I'm done. Smile
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 17 Aug, 2011 10:14 pm
@Mame,
"Man Machine" Laughing Laughing

Don't cheat and show us a picture from a display home!

I'm sitting near a cosy open log fire, freezing cold here today.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 17 Aug, 2011 11:52 pm
@Dutchy,
So, you got yourself evicted again and you're living outdoors behind the dump. Hope the little campfire keeps your tootsies warm, but be careful not to burn up the cardboard box, you'll need it to sleep in.

I had to put my air conditioner on again.
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2011 12:21 am
@firefly,
Dutchy - "Man Machine" - I'll do a wall hanging if you send me a pic! LOL

Firefly: You had to put your a/c on - put it on all you want but hey, too bad it doesn't work in that dive you live in...

God I'm hot for something starting with D... as in D_ _ _ _ Y Smile (LOL)
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 18 Aug, 2011 01:08 am
@Mame,
Don't kid yourself old girl, you'll never handle D - - - - Y from downunder. Laughing

I'm about to have a 'cold' shower.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 09:41 am
@Dutchy,
Mame's post really got to you.

I have a busy day planned.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 03:00 pm
@NickFun,
Only because your probation officer warned you that, if you didn't put in your hours of community service today, you'd be busted.

I just had some milk and cookies.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 03:38 pm
@firefly,
That svelte figure you once had is gone forever, can't you stick to a low calorie diet you overweight couch potato.

Attending church this morning and will have coffee with the vicar afterwards.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 09:28 pm
@Dutchy,
And you will explain to him the loopholes around violating the ten commandments!

I need to pick up some things from the dry cleaners.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 10:11 pm
@NickFun,
There would have been no need to if you hadn't been so drunk at the last party you attended and you spilt food and drink everywhere including up on yourself you sot.

My partner and I will be going to the movies tonight.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 10:12 pm
@Dutchy,
Sneaking in the back door to avoid paying again, I bet.

Went to a friend's 50th b'day party tonight.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 20 Aug, 2011 10:28 pm
@Mame,
Got stone drunk and finished up at a2k annoying genuine players with enticing remarks.

After the movies we'll stop at an Irish Bar and have some Irish Coffee.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 21 Aug, 2011 12:19 am
@Dutchy,
Drinking drinking drinking... you poor old ugly sot. That's all you have to live for.

I finished my wall hanging - wanna see a pic?
 

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