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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Ionus
 
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Reply Thu 14 Apr, 2011 08:00 pm
@firefly,
Arent you old enough ?

Kids are dragging me out shopping for yet another xbox game..... Rolling Eyes
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2011 01:26 am
@firefly,
Isn't that what you do everyday , try to remember to pay for the goods this time. you kleptomaniac.

I'm attending a pre-football party tonight.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2011 04:03 pm
@Dutchy,
Actually you did that last night but you were so drunk you can't remember it so you decided to have another one!

I shall be attending a function alone this evening as my lady is out of town.
Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2011 09:11 pm
@NickFun,
Yes, but try to come home alone this time....for a change.....

Kids invited to another sleep over...how come women never invite me for a sleepover ?
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2011 09:22 pm
@Ionus,
Because you're ugly and a lousy lover.

My veggie plot is looking very healthy.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2011 09:53 pm
@Dutchy,
Those aren't veggies, they're weeds, you jerk. Try wearing your glasses!

I have an important job to do tomorrow.
Cyracuz
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2011 10:23 pm
@firefly,
You mean your toenails are due for a trim?

My vacuum cleaner is broken (my vacuums will get dirty Sad )
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 12:17 am
@Cyracuz,
What difference does that make, your house is a pig sty at anytime, use your wrinkled hands for a change and start cleaning up the mess you couch potato.

Me and my lady heading to a top notch restaurant for dinner this evening.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 10:14 am
@Dutchy,
Does this one actually provide paper napkins to go with the plastic forks and paper plates?

I'm afraid I might get caught in a downpour tonight.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 05:59 pm
@firefly,
The forecast calls for clear skies and you live in the desert. Call this another case of groundless paranoia!

My laryngitis has gotten worse. I will take some time off from work.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 06:51 pm
@NickFun,
Any exuse to get out of work, your laryngitis is no more than a dry throat from inbibing in to much booze.

Beautiful Sunday morning here so I'm heading to the beach for a long walk.
Ionus
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 07:08 pm
@Dutchy,
Make sure you walk parallel to the beach....life savers are sick of calling whale rescue .

A great sunny day for washing clothes....
StrayCat
 
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Reply Sun 17 Apr, 2011 01:21 pm
@Ionus,
I guess you'll be down by the river, beating your underwear against a rock.

Send help. I fell in the toilet. It's dark.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 17 Apr, 2011 01:34 pm
@StrayCat,
I'll send someone over to flush.

I hate having laryngitis!
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 17 Apr, 2011 01:57 pm
@NickFun,
But we love it!


My husband went out to get the paper.

Hi Nick!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 17 Apr, 2011 03:44 pm
@Mame,
Probably happy to get away from a nagging wife for a while.

Its my turn to vacuum the house today.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 17 Apr, 2011 05:20 pm
@Dutchy,
Do you even know what a vacuum is, you loser?

My husband's moving his office downstairs.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 17 Apr, 2011 05:49 pm
@Mame,
Well if it's closer to the sofa where he sleeps every night for the past couple of year's then I guess its a win win for everybody.

Going to the Met Museum after work this Tuesday to see two exhibits:
After the Gold Rush: Contemporary Photographs from the Collection
March 22, 2011–January 2, 2012
http://tinyurl.com/3hnwkb8
Rooms with a View: The Open Window in the 19th Century
April 5, 2011–July 4, 2011
http://tinyurl.com/4lh2krh
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 17 Apr, 2011 06:41 pm
@tsarstepan,
You are expecting to see naked women through that "open window" but I hate to disappoint you!

(Mame! Welcome back to the Insults thread!)

I missed seeing Mame here!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 17 Apr, 2011 06:45 pm
@NickFun,
I didn't, just an old wrinkled tart in my books, couldn't keep up the pace.

I'm heading into town shortly for a rendez-vous with an old friend.
 

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