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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2011 11:09 pm
@firefly,
Your gigolo needed to pay some overdue bills, didn't you realise you have to pay for everything YOU get?

Tomorrow I shall buy my partner some Easter Eggs.
Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2011 07:18 am
@Dutchy,
For your 50 anniversary.....your generosity is widely talked about ....

Just found out someone owes money to me ....
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2011 06:44 pm
@Ionus,
He should have kept his mouth shut as it's obvious you were drunk when you lent it to him.

My ex-wife wants to come visit.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2011 07:06 pm
@NickFun,
You know why don't you, behind in your maintenance repayments again, aren't you!

I'm still married to my original partner.
Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2011 11:01 pm
@Dutchy,
He, however, has moved on....

What to have for dinner....
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2011 11:18 pm
@Ionus,
The usual takeaways, fish and chips, fit for a beggar.

I'm having a Cordon Bleu for dinner tonight.
Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2011 11:57 pm
@Dutchy,
Eating chefs again, are we mister Lector.....

The decision has been made . Chow mein (5 star) mince....
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2011 12:40 am
@Ionus,
Good God dear man, I feed that to the chooks, haven't you get any better ideas?

I'm thinking of opening a bottle of real French Cognac tonight.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2011 01:21 pm
@Dutchy,
Don't bother trying to impress anyone, you phony. You'll be swilling down that cheap rot gut you always drink and you'll have finished half the bottle before dinner.

I lunched with an old friend yesterday.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2011 04:10 pm
@firefly,
No doubt seduction was on the menu but you failed as usual and went home alone.

I saw a 20 feet White Pointer Shark yesterday whilst doing a spot of fishing, it just circled the boat and was awesome.
Ionus
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2011 05:05 pm
@Dutchy,
Just how filthy do you have to be before a shark wont eat you .

Start of the school holidays soon......
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2011 08:21 pm
@Ionus,
Considering you've been in high school for the past 30 years, and still haven't managed to graduate, it's no wonder you look forward to the holidays--that's the only time you're not flunking something, you dummy.

I have a touch of laryngitis.

NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2011 09:18 pm
@firefly,
After screaming at your spouse nonstop for so many hours it's no wonder!

I also have a touch of laryngitis.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2011 10:05 pm
@NickFun,
Just keep chugging your usual beverage of choice: Wild Turkey with a turpentine chaser and it will eventually clear up/kill all the viruses in your system.

The recent Banh mi sandwich revolution here in NYC is well deserving of the hype they received from the NYC media. My favorite sandwich du jour.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 14 Apr, 2011 07:44 am
@tsarstepan,
Is there anything more annoying than a New Yorker explaining the latest fad in "The City"?


Meanwhile, my Suns have quietly ended their season.
dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 14 Apr, 2011 07:53 am
@Ticomaya,
Truth is they got their asses kicked as usual.

Another great aussie basketballer in the WNBA now. (Liz Cambage - Tulsa shock)
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 14 Apr, 2011 03:41 pm
@dadpad,
Who gives a **** about that sissy game, wait untill the real men like Gary Abblett hit the the American Super Bowl final!

I'll be watching our local showdown with the boys and a few beers tomorrow.



NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 14 Apr, 2011 04:35 pm
@Dutchy,
I notice all your posts involve at least a few beers.

I have been in Hollywood for 10 hours. Now time to get on my bike and ride home!
Ionus
 
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Reply Thu 14 Apr, 2011 06:30 pm
@NickFun,
Have you been thrown out of another "Sodom and Gomorrah" for excessively debauched behaviour ?

I need a holiday .
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 14 Apr, 2011 07:46 pm
@Ionus,
A holiday from what? You're already so inert that your kids have to poke you with a stick to make sure you're still breathing.

I think I might do some antiquing this weekend.
 

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