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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 2 Apr, 2011 05:15 pm
@Dutchy,
You enjoy the leaky roof, the unkempt lawn, the peeling plaster and the homicidal neighbors. Home sweet home!

I instructed the gardener to remove some unsightly plants from my backyard.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 2 Apr, 2011 06:07 pm
@NickFun,
Used marihuana plants certainly look unsightly, why don't you do your own dirty work, afraid of being caught?

I have never smoked a joint in my life.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 3 Apr, 2011 01:05 pm
@Dutchy,
True, you never stop at a joint, you usually smoke two in a row, you pothead.

I think it might make sense to legalize marijuana.
Ionus
 
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Reply Sun 3 Apr, 2011 05:22 pm
@firefly,
So you can move onto cocaine to get your naughty girl thrills ?

I cant wait for Easter....
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 3 Apr, 2011 05:47 pm
@Ionus,
Another 4 day break for you lazy bone, do you ever put in a solid days work for a crust?

The weather is fine so I'm going fishing for the day.
Ionus
 
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Reply Sun 3 Apr, 2011 06:05 pm
@Dutchy,
I note you used the term "fishing" and not "catching" .

Great weather here too...how to best enjoy it ?
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 3 Apr, 2011 06:41 pm
@Ionus,
In your case stay home so everyone else can enjoy it.

I was just given a big wad of cash.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2011 12:26 am
@NickFun,
I thought your days of playing the gigolo were over but obviously you're still at it.

I bought my partner some lovely flowers today.
dadpad
 
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Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2011 12:28 am
@Dutchy,
What did you do wrong this time?

I've begun replacing the dodgy weatherboards on the sth side of the house.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2011 04:43 pm
@dadpad,
Yes, the new cardboard weatherboards ought to do the trick!

I had an estimator come out to give me pricing on solar panels.
Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2011 04:55 pm
@NickFun,
Did he tell you that you were too large to be solar powered ?

Good weather for driving in the country .
firefly
 
  1  
Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2011 08:56 am
@Ionus,
Anything to avoid doing work, you lazy bum.

I love my new glasses.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2011 12:58 pm
@firefly,
Even though they make you look like a giant fly?

I may make a trip to Costa Rica soon.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2011 04:21 pm
@NickFun,
Hey Romeo, what caught your eye this time, a brown eyed beauty?

My neighbour and I are going shopping today.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2011 06:22 pm
@Dutchy,
Buying some new sex toys to spice up your trysts, you no good cheater?

I bought a product today that I'm going to return tomorrow.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2011 07:23 pm
@firefly,
It's a vacuum cleaner. As you only vacuum once a year there's no point in keeping it, eh?

I have made some money 'under the table'.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 6 Apr, 2011 07:48 pm
@NickFun,
Playing footsie with a chick under table is not called money making in my books.

I always keep to the straight and narrow.
Ionus
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2011 08:32 am
@Dutchy,
Prison life is better like that .

I need to go to bed BEFORE midnight...sometime soon .
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 7 Apr, 2011 09:40 pm
@Ionus,
I doubt it will help erase those monstrous, ugly bags under your eyes.

I like to do my part to help the environment.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 8 Apr, 2011 04:20 pm
@NickFun,
Is that why you changed jobs and are now a gabage collector?

Going to have a beer with the boys after football today.

 

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