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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Ionus
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2011 05:40 am
@Dutchy,
You think your letter box started to rain ?

Boys went off to see Rango .
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2011 01:04 pm
@Ionus,
And they couldn't wait to get away from the deadly boredom of being with you.

I just made another fantastic buy on e-bay.
Ionus
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2011 04:24 pm
@firefly,
Two stroke vibrators are NOT fantastic .

Pushing them off to school...they are tired from their big night out during the week....
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2011 06:09 pm
@Ionus,
You mean the big night when you kicked them out in the street and said, "go on, fend for yourselves!"

My backyard palm tree did not do well this past winter.
StrayCat
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2011 07:01 pm
@NickFun,
Maybe it's because your backyard is in Minneapolis.

Due to the economy, I'm going to have to let some of you go.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 23 Mar, 2011 07:28 pm
@StrayCat,
Hooray, no more cadging from now on, you inveterate beggar.

I had another windfall on the stock exchange this morning.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 24 Mar, 2011 03:54 pm
@Dutchy,
Your investment in radiation-proof condoms has finally paid off!

I have enough money to retire but I will never do so!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 30 Mar, 2011 11:04 pm
@NickFun,
Money is there to be enjoyed, not to work forever and drop dead, and some one else will enjoy what you missed out on.

I retired early and have had 17 amazing years since, I won't be the richest man in the cemetery!
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dadpad
 
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Reply Wed 30 Mar, 2011 11:27 pm
What you mean is you were sacked for being a useless old fart and its amazing you family has put up with you for so long.

we're doing a semi renovation here
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2011 09:47 am
@dadpad,
Hauling out some of the garbage, so you can see the windows inside of your house?

I'm expecting a whopping big check in the mail.

Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2011 01:40 pm
@firefly,
You expect Publisher's Clearinghouse will come calling.


I ate too much lunch.
Ionus
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2011 06:31 pm
@Ticomaya,
And afternoon snacks, and dinner, and supper, and midnight snacks, and breakfast, and brunch, and smoko, and lunch again .

Shopping again today...a womans work is never done .

NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2011 06:40 pm
@Ionus,
That explains how my ex-wife wiped out my bank account. I pity your husband.

I have a few days off and will go to the Channel Islands.
Ionus
 
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Reply Thu 31 Mar, 2011 07:15 pm
@NickFun,
Checking up on the illegal tax dodges again ?

I should not have to do housework as us men are better than that .
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2011 02:06 pm
@Ionus,
You're so lazy, you'd like to avoid any type of work, including self improvement.

Why is the news always so depressing?

Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2011 02:12 pm
@firefly,
A matter of attitude, put on a smile and get on with it you pessimist.

My weekend will be a lot of fun, starting by going to the football with the boys this afternoon.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2011 05:18 pm
@Dutchy,
And get carried home after passing out drunk.

A young lady in my neighborhood appears to be stalking me!
Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 1 Apr, 2011 06:33 pm
@NickFun,
Again ?

Looks like a sunny weekend - good day for archery .
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 2 Apr, 2011 10:16 am
@Ionus,
Ah, how your neighbors thrill to the spectacle of your chubby thighs encased in green tights, as you play Robin Hood, with your plunger-tipped arrows, in your backyard. Besides confirming your reputation as the neighborhood weirdo, these sightings have become comic treats which are downloaded on numerous cell phones to provide numerous laughs at your expense.

I am thinking about buying a vacation home.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 2 Apr, 2011 03:58 pm
@firefly,
You live in a hovel now and are unemployed why move to another hovel?

I'm happy in the house I live.
 

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