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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 6 Dec, 2010 05:32 pm
@Dutchy,
Now that they've all fallen ill from the rancid seafood you can enjoy the wine all by yourself!

I shall be hosting a little soiree at my home this weekend.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2010 07:29 pm
@NickFun,
The police already know--they're prepared to raid it for a big drug bust.

I went a little crazy buying cookies today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 7 Dec, 2010 08:58 pm
@firefly,
You went around to every store in town emptying out all the cookie aisles. Hardly what I'd call a "little" crazy.

I have just returned from a refreshing hot spring bath.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2010 09:33 am
@NickFun,
"A refreshing hot spring bath"? That's what you call it when you stupidly leave your car window open while sitting in it and going through a car wash?

A friend of mine has begun displaying his remarkable artwork on the internet.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 8 Dec, 2010 04:45 pm
@firefly,
Like the 'artwork' he left on the side of your house? Is there a place for internet graffiti?

Two more days of work then I'm off till January 6!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 04:45 am
@NickFun,
I suppose you're going to get drunk and we won't see you again until the 6th January.

I've decided to cut my Christmas parties this year.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 06:56 am
@Dutchy,
Since you've received no invitations, and you have no friends to invite, that should be fairly easy.

I have a gift certificate to Amazon.com and I can't decide what to buy.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 03:16 pm
@firefly,
That should be easy, start with a rimple remover and a hair dye, and you'll look respectable by Christmas.

I intend to buy my partner a diamond necklace for Christmas.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 11:54 pm
@Dutchy,
Actually paste but she'll never know the difference.

I have not yet decided on a gift for my partner.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 10 Dec, 2010 09:05 am
@NickFun,
Lose at least 50 pounds and try showering regularly--that's what she'd really like.

I think I'll be giving some rather practical gifts this Christmas.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 10 Dec, 2010 07:55 pm
@firefly,
Yea, like mouse traps, back scratchers and bottle openers, you scrooge.

Tonight I'll be watching Oprah live at the Sydney Opera House.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 10 Dec, 2010 10:35 pm
@Dutchy,
Your seats are so far back she looks like an ant. You wish you'd stayed home and watched her on TV.

I have driven by Oprah's property many times.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2010 12:03 am
@NickFun,
No doubt, in the back of the sheriffs van on the way to the slammer, you petty criminal.

Been very active today, wrote all my Christmas cards, something I enjoy doing once a year.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2010 01:02 pm
@Dutchy,
Writing Merry Xmas on two Christmas cards is hardly what most people would call "very active".

I am going shopping today and I know exactly what I'm going to get.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2010 06:13 pm
@NickFun,
A box of matches doesn't take much to forget.

I'm getting things ready to hang up the Christmas decorations tomorrow.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2010 07:04 pm
@Dutchy,
You mean you plan to sit there and watch as your wife hangs the Christmas decorations.

My partner and I visited a home that was totally done up extravagantly for the holidays yesterday.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 16 Dec, 2010 12:25 am
@NickFun,
You were probably to drunk to realise you were in a Father Christmas cave in one of your big stores.

I attended a Christmas show today and met some extremely important people.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 16 Dec, 2010 01:13 am
@Dutchy,
You sure did, you got to meet Santa Claus and two of his elves. But, you really made a fool of yourself when you insisted that Santa let you sit in his lap. You're such a big tub of lard, the poor man's special throne broke and you and Santa both landed on the elves. Guess who's getting coal in his stocking and a damages law suit for Christmas?

My Christmas shopping is almost completed.



NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 16 Dec, 2010 04:48 pm
@firefly,
That means you have almost started.

My Christmas shopping is done and I bought people some lovely gifts!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 16 Dec, 2010 06:48 pm
@NickFun,
You call McDonald's toys lovely gifts?

I'm having a Christmas breakfast with my neighbour in the morning.
 

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