Getting some viagra for your partner I see...
I am going to a premier of a film tonight...
Take plenty of quarters,you dont want to run out 1/2 way through.
I need a bigger hard drive.
Is that what your wife tells you.
Almost time for dinner.
Hint: the water goes INSIDE the pot.
When was the last time you got high .....on anything?
I think it was the last time I was standing downwind from you.
I bought a 15 pound broad breasted turkey.
What was her name?
Cjhsa, can I drive your car?
Maybe, after you clean up that mess you made in the back seat.
It's a slow week at the office.
Pefect for a slow guy.
I have the next 5 day's off.
And yet your Thanksgiving meal will still suck.
Diet Coke makes me burp.
I'll bet that's not ALL it does!
I have time to take a small trip.
but your dealer has cut you off till you pay up
I cracked a tooth today
Cannibal.
I stay up to late.
In that case, I shall go to bed early.
No turkey and dressing this year.
Cross-dressing?
Guess what I need to buy.
A life?
My turkey is alive
So that's your name for it? Glad it's showing signs of life.
If it lasts for four hours, consult your doctor.
I'll bet you have NO idea what that's like, Georgie Porgie.
Dr. Paula here, any questions?
Very impressive diploma, Doctor. I didn't know Clown College had a med school.
Bring on the turkey!
Why, you've already arrived!!!
Slow day at work today, I expect.
I guess that means you'll be on A2K all day, I expect.
I need to take a shower.
