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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 15 Dec, 2009 07:46 pm
@tsarstepan,
Get him to blow the cobwebs out, that's all what's wrong with you!

My Christmas dinner will be outside under the Palm trees overlooking the ocean, very tranquil.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 15 Dec, 2009 11:39 pm
@Dutchy,
But that's where you live!

My Christmas will be in Florida at my mom's house.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 04:42 am
@NickFun,
That will be very nice Nick, I wish you, your partner and mother a Merry Christmas and a Happy and Heallthy New Year. (This is genuine and not to be interpreted as an insult).

Tonight I shall be attending yet another Christmas party, this time with my immediate neighbours.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 06:38 pm
@Dutchy,
Is this the same neighbor you have been having the torrid romance with? (And a happy Christmas to you as well Dutchy! May all your dreams for the next year come true!)

I have been invited to too many Christmas parties and I will forgo most of them.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 16 Dec, 2009 11:49 pm
@NickFun,
Sign of the times, the old body can't take more than one party a week nowadays.

Next week this time I shall by fishing for the big ones in the Southern ocean.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 17 Dec, 2009 05:01 pm
@Dutchy,
Yes, That's where all the fat ladies congregate.

When we are in Florida we shall also be seeing my partners mother some two hours drive from my mother.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 18 Dec, 2009 03:54 am
@NickFun,
About time you get on bended knee and ask her for her daughters hand you eternal bachelor.

I have a busy weekend with a lot of socialising ahead.

NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 18 Dec, 2009 04:59 pm
@Dutchy,
All the drunks are gathering under the bridge!

My partner and I still have no intention of getting married.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 20 Dec, 2009 04:52 pm
@NickFun,
Meaning she hasn't accepted your last proposal yet again, I doubt if she ever will, you're a born loser in the marriage stakes pal!

I will be celebrating my birthday on Christmas day.

NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 20 Dec, 2009 09:01 pm
@Dutchy,
Your birthday is in July but you celebrate it when you're sober. (Happy Birthday Dutch!)

I'm flying off to Florida in a private plane with a friend on Tuesday.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 20 Dec, 2009 09:09 pm
@NickFun,
Taping cardboard wings to the roof of your 1995 Dodge Caravan minivan does not make a private plane.

I'm going Christmas Caroling Monday afternoon with a group of protesters along with Congress woman, Carolyn Maloney. The Christmas Carols will have health care terms placed conveniently into the songs.

And Happy Birthday Dutchy!
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2009 06:30 pm
@tsarstepan,
"Twelve Nurses nursing, 11 X-Rays pending...FIVE PILLS A DAY...",
Sounds like a truly fun time (YAWN)

I just got a new iPhone.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2009 06:36 pm
@NickFun,
The Crabapple iPhune isn't the same as the bestselling iPhone from Apple. Try to get a refund from that homeless bum that sold you the obvious cheap knockoff.

Tuesday, I'm going to an Italian restaurant to some kind of Mensa meeting to meet OmSigDAVID.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2009 10:07 pm
@tsarstepan,
Isn't he the genius that believes the world is 6,000 years old and evolution is a myth?

I'm all packed for my journey tomorrow.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 21 Dec, 2009 11:30 pm
@NickFun,
Follow that star home to your mother in Florida and have a Merry, Merry Christmas, NickFun!
http://i45.tinypic.com/sd08rk.jpg

Tomorrow, I'm going to mail box of biscuits to Pittsburgh. The only Christmas gift I'm giving this year is to my dog LaNeige, living there.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 23 Dec, 2009 09:00 pm
@tsarstepan,
And he won't even know it's from you! (Merry Christmas Tsarstepan! I hope all your dreams come true in the coming year!)

It's warmer here in Florida than So Ca.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 29 Dec, 2009 03:55 am
@NickFun,
It's all in the mind because you're surrounded by beautiful women sending your bloodpressure up.

I count my blessings being able to post today.
(see http://able2know.org/topic/111721-876)
alex240101
 
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Reply Tue 29 Dec, 2009 09:31 am
@Dutchy,
Next time use an ashtray.

Appliance recall.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 29 Dec, 2009 08:25 pm
@alex240101,
I'm sure that made perfect sense to you Alex. I think it's almost time for your medication.

We are supposed to get more rain here in CA on Thursday.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 29 Dec, 2009 09:38 pm
@NickFun,
I bet even your rainbows in California have received botox and assorted cosmetic treatments.

I have an hearing test on Thursday (New Year's Eve) even though I have an ear infection for which I have an ear appointment on the 18th of January. The ear infection will in no doubt screw up the results. The ENT department's scheduling system needs to be fixed. Mad
 

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