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Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 24 Nov, 2009 05:53 pm
@NickFun,
Another orgy coming up, no wonder only a few friends turn up after all the groping you did last Thansgiving day.

My day will be productive with a seminar in the local Hotel.
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 24 Nov, 2009 06:00 pm
@Dutchy,
about how to turn more tricks per day?

I feel like **** today, Ill bet I have the flu.
Eorl
 
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Reply Tue 24 Nov, 2009 06:30 pm
@farmerman,
The flu can have that effect on your appetite. Apparently.

I'm up to my ass in allegators today.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 24 Nov, 2009 07:03 pm
@Eorl,
If you not going to stop smothering those poor alligators, I'm going to have to call the ASPCA on you.

I haven't talked to my father in weeks. I should give him a call tomorrow (Wednesday).
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 24 Nov, 2009 08:29 pm
@tsarstepan,
He'd prefer you wait until after the holidays.

My cat was attacked by a bird a few days ago.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 24 Nov, 2009 10:21 pm
@NickFun,
I was wondering where Sylvester the cat was living these days.
http://www.kittens-lair.net/store/en/articles/sylvester4.jpg

I got a good size pile of laundry I should get done tomorrow.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 25 Nov, 2009 05:09 am
@tsarstepan,
About time, your house smells like a garbage dump.

I'm securing my property as we're expecting tropical rains, and severe storms tonight.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 25 Nov, 2009 06:06 pm
@Dutchy,
Putting a chair in front of the door can hardly be called securing one's property.

Since moving to CA I miss the sound of thunder
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 25 Nov, 2009 06:46 pm
@NickFun,
How can you, your thundering farts can be heard miles away, you flatulating tree hugger.

I'm about to clean up my yard after last night's storm.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 25 Nov, 2009 07:26 pm
@Dutchy,
The storm did nothing. You're cleaning up after one of your forgotten drunken episodes.

I love looking at the stars at night.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 26 Nov, 2009 03:59 pm
@NickFun,
You're seeing stars all the time because you're off the planet you dopehead.

I saw the latest swim gear on the beach this morning, the ladies just looked lovely.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 26 Nov, 2009 04:10 pm
@Dutchy,
Hmm... doesn't sound like you're obeying the 1000 meter minimal distance from your court ordered restraining order zone to stay off of all public beaches, non?

I bought my flatmate a pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream tonight just for the sake of it.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 26 Nov, 2009 06:47 pm
@tsarstepan,
Yes but you bough him the new "greasy tar" flavor.

I actually met Jerry from Ben & Jerry's a few times and Ben once.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 02:58 am
@NickFun,
No doubt in the slammer before they became famous for ice cream making.

I would have loved to have been in the US today to celebrate Thanksgiving. (unknown here)
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 27 Nov, 2009 10:29 am
@Dutchy,
Of course, there is nothing to be thankful for there.

I shall be going for a swim shortly.
Philis
 
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Reply Sat 28 Nov, 2009 11:48 pm
@NickFun,
For a swim shortly
or
a short swim

Babysitting tonight.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 29 Nov, 2009 12:51 am
@Philis,
You going to raid the kitchen or the liquor cabinet or both?

Tonight, I opened up a new blog at Squarespace.com (a personal first).
http://tsarstepan.squarespace.com/journal/2009/11/29/grand-opening-soon.html
Philis
 
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Reply Sun 29 Nov, 2009 01:20 am
@tsarstepan,
Happy Birthday......you going to raid the liquor cabinet

Got to go to bed.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 29 Nov, 2009 02:42 am
@Philis,
After you've had your bottle and mummy has sung you a lullaby.

My wife is out of town and my neighbour has invited me for dinner tonight.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 29 Nov, 2009 01:57 pm
@Dutchy,
Followed by silk stockings then a champagne bath no doubt.

I have a wine closet with some unusual vintages.
 

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