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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2009 05:58 pm
@tsarstepan,
That's 3 letters that no one will ever read.

I may take a nap shortly.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2009 06:04 pm
@NickFun,
Isn't that what you do all day?

Going out shortly, my neighbour wants me to get her a Christmas tree.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2009 11:33 pm
@Dutchy,
That's part of the bribe for keeping her from telling the wife about you two.

I have already assembled my Christmas tree.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 19 Nov, 2009 11:58 pm
@NickFun,
If you give Charlie Brown his Christmas tree back by the weekend, he won't file assault and burglary charges against you.

My only plans for tomorrow (Friday) are go to the library.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 05:52 pm
@tsarstepan,
And that's the most exciting thing you've done all year!

I have expanded my home gym.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 07:02 pm
@NickFun,
Does building a extra set of high shelves and placing all of the Oreo's, the Twinkies, and assorted junk food on the top shelf for the slight inconvenience of it all, constitute a home gym these days?

This Monday, I will be attending a job fair for Vets (vets only) taking place on the USS Intrepid (a decommissioned aircraft carrier here in NYC).
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 20 Nov, 2009 07:42 pm
@tsarstepan,
Decommissioned -- like you! (I hope you find a great job!)

I added a new chapter to a book I've been writing.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 01:14 am
@NickFun,
You realise ofcourse it can't be published because of to much sex and violence in it.

I'm guest of honour at a wedding party tonight.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 01:41 am
@Dutchy,
Guest of honour at a wedding party tonight? That's what they always tell you. You fall for it every time. By the way, how many interventions does this make?

I'm constantly listening to that new Norah Jones album.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 06:33 pm
@tsarstepan,
Obsessive compulsive is nothing to brag about.

I just returned from an invigorating hike in the hills.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 21 Nov, 2009 06:50 pm
@NickFun,
Easy to say when as usual you sit in the back seat of a car and only walk from the street to you front door.

I'm enjoying a quiet Sunday at home and reading a book.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 22 Nov, 2009 11:09 pm
@Dutchy,
Now it's Monday and you've only gotten to page 2.

I attended a huge barbecue with more food than any of us could eat today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 23 Nov, 2009 03:28 pm
@NickFun,
As usual you made a proper pig of yourself and won't be invited to the next one.

Today I shall be a volunteer in the soup kitchen for the less unfortunate people in our society.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 23 Nov, 2009 05:27 pm
@Dutchy,
You volunteer to eat the food you mean.

I donated a bunch of clothes to a homeless shelter recently.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 23 Nov, 2009 08:34 pm
@NickFun,
Only because you've become grossly overweight, can't lose the weight and won't fit into them anymore.

I''m tall, lean and terrific, still fit in my wedding suit today.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Nov, 2009 08:50 pm
@Dutchy,
Would make sense as beach bums tend to stay skinny and malnourished so you could still fit into your child-groom suit.

I stood in line at least 2 hours before getting into today's job fair.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 23 Nov, 2009 09:00 pm
@tsarstepan,
If you didn't lie in you lazy bum you would have been there in plenty of time ahead of the queue.

Nice day out there, I think am going outside and work up a sweat.
Philis
 
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Reply Mon 23 Nov, 2009 11:38 pm
@Dutchy,
Working up a sweat by lazing in the sun .........again and again, story of your life.

oh, yea, Tears for Fears is a good listen.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 23 Nov, 2009 11:51 pm
@Philis,
I love that 80's band too. But at least I gave up after graduation the wearing of the Member's Only jackets and I never wore the tight nearly transparent baby pink t-shirts made infamous on Miami Vice.

I'll probably spend my Thanksgiving solo at a diner.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 24 Nov, 2009 05:40 pm
@tsarstepan,
Oh, go down and join the crowd at the shelter! (I hope you can find someone to spend it with Tsar)

My lady and I shall have a few friends over for Thanksgiving.
 

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