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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 7 Nov, 2009 10:39 pm
@NickFun,
Don't the public beaches in LA frown on nudism or aka indecent exposure?

Tonight, I ate an entire foot long Subway sub and a bag of reduced fat white cheddar popcorn.

NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 7 Nov, 2009 10:47 pm
@tsarstepan,
Such an accomplishment! Are you SURE no one helped you? I'll call Ripley's for this one!

Today I dined with two friends at a lovely Cuban restaurant.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 7 Nov, 2009 10:56 pm
@NickFun,
Remember, Obama still hasn't lifted the trade and travel embargo from Cuba. Don't make it doubly worse by trying to smuggle in a couple of cases of Cuban cigars.

My credit card company woke me early today to tell me I was on the verge of being 30 days late with a payment.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 8 Nov, 2009 10:28 am
@tsarstepan,
They called at noon you lazy bum.

Having a little barbecue today with a couple of close friends.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 8 Nov, 2009 02:45 pm
@NickFun,
Translate that into a big "piss up" with a couple of floozies.

My mining shares skyrocketed over the weekend after Chinese interests bought the company.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 9 Nov, 2009 10:04 am
@Dutchy,
Of course, this requires that you move to China we hope.

I shall be meeting with some other screenwriters today.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 11 Nov, 2009 12:01 am
@NickFun,
Does ordering a frappuchino from a LA Starbucks' Baristas constitute as a screenwriters' meeting these days?

I'm returning a couple of library books Wednesday I didn't even get around to reading to pick up several reserved library books I probably won't get in the mood to read.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 11 Nov, 2009 12:09 am
@tsarstepan,
The great achiever telling us about the comic books he usually reads.

My neighbour's swimming pool comes in handy when the mercury reaches 106 degrees like today.
Philis
 
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Reply Wed 11 Nov, 2009 12:45 am
@Dutchy,
well, don't pee in the pool and the water temp may stay nice.

I don't want to quit smoking.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 11 Nov, 2009 02:54 am
@Philis,
Is it because the biggest shock when you quit smoking is finding out what fast food really tastes like? Hope you've prepared your will.

Quiet night at home downing a few beers.
Philis
 
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Reply Wed 11 Nov, 2009 03:45 am
@Dutchy,
All the drunks claim "a few beers".

My cat is sleeping on my lap.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 11 Nov, 2009 03:57 am
@Philis,
I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. True or not?

Tomorrow I'm going to do my Christmas shopping.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 11 Nov, 2009 08:19 am
@Dutchy,
You are the biggest geek ever.


Today, I will be extremely busy at work.
alex240101
 
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Reply Thu 12 Nov, 2009 09:22 am
@Ticomaya,
Arrive at work . Nap. Wake. Lunch. Return, contemplate: Romo or Palmer, Romo, Palmer. Read paper. Break. Play jacks. Snack. Call home. Plan evening. Leave.

Will purchase a few Christmas gifts through amazon.com this year.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 13 Nov, 2009 05:53 pm
@alex240101,
With a stolen credit card no doubt.

I've already bought my mother a lovely Christmas gift.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 13 Nov, 2009 05:58 pm
@NickFun,
You realize how stale and moldy a $5 Subway foot long tuna fish sub will get between now and Christmas morning?

I spent countless hours cleaning the bathroom and the kitchen today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 13 Nov, 2009 06:26 pm
@tsarstepan,
Only because your landlord threatened you with an eviction notice you dirtbag.

Another scorcher today, I shall be hitting the pub soon for a cold beer.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 13 Nov, 2009 06:32 pm
@Dutchy,
I hear you're testing the bartender is running out of patience and pretty soon he's not going to accept your "The check is going to clear into the account tomorrow. I swear I'll pay my tab then" daily excuses.

For dinner, I finally made homemade mashed potatoes a cooking first.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 13 Nov, 2009 06:41 pm
@tsarstepan,
Enjoy your elaborate banquet, my dog eats better.

The ocean is just perfec t for a quick dip shortly.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sat 14 Nov, 2009 06:12 am
@Dutchy,
It's a perfect fit for your fat ass.


Coaching soccer today.
 

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