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The Insult Chain Game

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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 04:11 pm
@Dutchy,
Going to Costco's and buying Crackerjacks in bulk, you are not going to find that diamond necklace as one of the prizes. You better plan on spending a little bit more money.

I really need to get the ringing in my left ear checked by a doctor.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 05:49 pm
@tsarstepan,
He will tell you to remove the Bluetooth - or answer your phone.

Almost time for the lady and I to head to the hot springs.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 07:56 pm
@NickFun,
Do you and your lady ever work, you seem to take forever hot baths and whatever else you two get upto in there.

I'm searching all over the neighbourhood looking for my neighbour's pussy which has been missing since yesterday.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 08:03 pm
@Dutchy,
Have you looked under her skirt? You'll say "oh, there it is!"

Though a bit chilly, I think I'll head to the ocean for a swim.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 4 Nov, 2009 08:26 pm
@NickFun,
Give my regards to the megashark when you see him.
http://www.scifiscoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mega_shark.jpg

I love the new San Fransisco based television show, Trauma.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 5 Nov, 2009 10:18 am
@tsarstepan,
You enjoy anything that involves pain.

Word has gotten out about the hot springs. They are getting crowded!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 5 Nov, 2009 04:01 pm
@NickFun,
Wake up mate, its your shapely partner that's drawing the crowd.

With the weather warming up I shall head to the beach shortly.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 5 Nov, 2009 04:05 pm
@Dutchy,
Be honest! You don't have a home. You actually live on the beach, ya bum!

I'm contemplating going out for the first time today and splurge on a pint of Haagen Dazs ice cream.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 5 Nov, 2009 06:02 pm
@tsarstepan,
I don't have to say anything. You insulted yourself with that statement.

I have a small role coming up in a major film.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 6 Nov, 2009 03:27 am
@NickFun,
I can only congratulate you Nickfun and hope it earns you an Oscar.

Friday night, so I'm heading for a night out on the town.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 6 Nov, 2009 12:18 pm
@Dutchy,
Translation: Going to the pub then pass out.

(Thanks Dutch!)

I shall be attending another informal soirée this evening.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 6 Nov, 2009 01:00 pm
@NickFun,
One magazine and a well lit bathroom to read in does make a truly informal soiree.
[Keep us updated on that movie... that's cool! Very Happy ]

I'm going to my former human resource director to finally get my last paycheck, they should have sent me at least a month ago. <<sigh>>
[You're implicitly right about that last one NickFun ... I set myself up to easy with my own insults... <<sigh>>]
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 6 Nov, 2009 10:48 pm
@tsarstepan,
They probably couldn't find you as you were in the slammer.

Just been down the beach for a couple of hours swim.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 6 Nov, 2009 10:52 pm
@Dutchy,
Didn't you think you should leave when you reached maximum prune skin wrinkled fingers effect an hour or two ago?

I just might splurge and see the Coen Brothers' latest film, A Serious Man this Saturday or Sunday.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 6 Nov, 2009 11:19 pm
@tsarstepan,
You miserable sod, you call that a splurge when it is shown for free in the Salvation Army mess?

Unexpected visitors have shown up so I'm obliged to light the barbie, don my apron and serve my guests some quality grilled food, not to mention the refreshments.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 6 Nov, 2009 11:24 pm
@Dutchy,
Just as long as you hide the McDonald's take out wrappers and assorted trash and arrange the burgers could you possibly pull that scam off. Even then your guests are suspicious. And you have a hard time trying to convince them you grilled the chicken nuggets on the barbie despite the lack of grill marks.

I'm feeling kind of peckish right now. Think I'll get a late night bowl of cereal to munch on.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 7 Nov, 2009 01:24 am
@tsarstepan,
Nothing more exciting on a Friday night than a big bowl of Cap'n Crunch!

(We Ashland guys gotta stick together!)

The party was fantastic yet I am still quite sober.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 7 Nov, 2009 01:34 am
@NickFun,
You sure they weren't giving you expired O'Doul's non alcoholic beer that was lying around in the basement and telling you it's imported German Lager?

It's a conspiracy! Those heartless bastards!

I'm trying to download a single song from amazon.com: Lisztomania from the band Phoenix and after every minute that passes 1 and a half minutes is added to the time to finish downloading. It went from 3 minutes for a download (about average time) to 56 minutes and it barely at the half way mark?!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 7 Nov, 2009 04:45 am
@tsarstepan,
You suppose to buy their DVD's not pirate them from the internet, you're probably downloading a heap of trojans as well.

My barbie was an outstanding success tonight, just one of them perfect nights when everything went well. Presently we're on our third slab of beer and the girls have polished off 12 bottles of wine.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 7 Nov, 2009 06:09 pm
@Dutchy,
You were all so drunk you don't even remember eating!

It's getting a bit chilly here in LA.
 

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