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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 30 Sep, 2009 06:02 pm
@alex240101,
He's been hanging onto that meat for two years waiting for some idiot to buy it.

I just had my head shot redone by a former White House photographer.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 1 Oct, 2009 10:24 pm
@NickFun,
Congratulations, you finally made it to the cover of the Butt magazine.

Tonight I will be attending a lecture on environmental issues.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 2 Oct, 2009 01:09 pm
@Dutchy,
The lecture will include your wife yelling at you to stop dragging mud into the house and stop throwing trash out the car window.

I will take a break shortly and go for a mountain hike.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 2 Oct, 2009 07:39 pm
@NickFun,
Do us all a favour and get lost forever.

I'm getting organised for a trip Interstate next week.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 3 Oct, 2009 12:49 pm
@Dutchy,
The paddy wagon will undoubtedly be driving through some nice countryside.

I find it regrettable that that few people challenge this thread anymore.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 3 Oct, 2009 08:31 pm
@NickFun,
I think you scared them all off. Laughing

I will put in some hard yacka in the garden today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 4 Oct, 2009 06:46 pm
@Dutchy,
Actually you are planting squash but when they are grown everyone will look at them and say "Yacka!!!"

I have harvested some wonderful tomatoes.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 5 Oct, 2009 02:13 am
@NickFun,
I know, your neighbour is still wondering where his crop went.

Today was a public holiday and I attended an open air music fest, it was fabulous.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 5 Oct, 2009 12:20 pm
@Dutchy,
If you want to call the panhandler outside the pub playing the kazoo an "open air music fest".

I watched football for 3 hours with the guys yesterday.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 11 Oct, 2009 08:06 pm
@NickFun,
One hour football and 2 hours drinking me thinks.

I flew to Sydney over the weekend to watch a real football game, the Socceroos versus the Netherlands.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 12 Oct, 2009 10:31 am
@Dutchy,
However, you forgot to buy a ticket and watched the game from your hotel room.

I will be flying to Florida for Christmas.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Tue 13 Oct, 2009 03:40 pm
@NickFun,
Do us a favour and stay there.

I intend to have a few words to say at a share-holders meeting today.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Tue 13 Oct, 2009 06:59 pm
@Dutchy,
You will begin with "why have I lost so much money?"

My financial advisor is trying to find me some good investments.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Wed 14 Oct, 2009 04:35 pm
@NickFun,
The way your market is going you'll be old and grey before he finds them.

I'm laughing all the way to the bank with the gold price at $1025 an ounce.
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Philis
 
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Reply Wed 14 Oct, 2009 07:40 pm
Hey this is funny..lol Laughing
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 14 Oct, 2009 08:39 pm
@Philis,
Another smart bimbo putting in an appearance, why don't you take a hike.

My neighbour is calling out for help, I wonder what's up?
Philis
 
  1  
Reply Wed 14 Oct, 2009 10:46 pm
@Dutchy,
Certaintly you can't get it up

Damn this weather has gotten to me
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 15 Oct, 2009 11:52 am
@Philis,
All this warmth and sunshine leaves you nothing to bitch about.

It rained here in LA for 2 days straight but at least it put out the fires.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 15 Oct, 2009 12:53 pm
@NickFun,
And it also helped wash off your stank.


We are experiencing AWESOME weather this week.
McGentrix
 
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Reply Thu 15 Oct, 2009 01:16 pm
@Ticomaya,
Too bad you are afraid to leave your mothers basement to enjoy it.

I have a terrible cold.
 

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