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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 21 Sep, 2009 05:21 pm
@NickFun,
Only between the patio and your bar.

I'm meeting a female friend for coffee this morning.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 21 Sep, 2009 06:39 pm
@Dutchy,
Your wife won't mind. She's meeting a male friend for coffee at the same time.

I just saw a good friend off at the airport.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 22 Sep, 2009 05:35 am
@NickFun,
No doubt your partner wasn't aware you saw this 'good friend', read d floozy, off at the airport.

Tomorrow I'm taking my crippled friend to a movie and the pub afterwards.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 22 Sep, 2009 12:23 pm
@Dutchy,
You're just feeling guilty because your friend wouldn't be crippled if you had been more careful.

I'm putting together a Mac based slide show presentation.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 22 Sep, 2009 01:19 pm
@NickFun,
"Mac based"? Clearly your audience is mentally-challenged. However, they are probably all smarter than you.


Soccer practice starts today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 23 Sep, 2009 10:37 am
@Ticomaya,
Of course, this means nothing to you as you are a detriment to any team you play on.

I will be working on a new sitcom pilot this week.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 23 Sep, 2009 04:50 pm
@NickFun,
Seeing that you're getting on in years it will probably be called 'Grandfather Knows Best".

My neighbour thinks I'm the most honourable man she's ever met.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 23 Sep, 2009 06:09 pm
@Dutchy,
And that's why she signed her house over to you, you Bernie Madoff wannabe!

I am doing loads of writing for this sitcom.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 24 Sep, 2009 05:55 pm
@NickFun,
Sounds like another neverending soapie coming up.

I'm going to watch an aboriginal dance group perform today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 25 Sep, 2009 11:23 am
@Dutchy,
Translation: The relatives are coming over to trash your house again.

My favorite swimming hole seems to be running dry! Fortunately, there are two others nearby.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 26 Sep, 2009 07:07 pm
@NickFun,
Things must be desperate at home that you can't afford to take a shower anymore.

I'm taking my neighbour to church this morning.
alex240101
 
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Reply Sat 26 Sep, 2009 09:59 pm
@Dutchy,
Dutchy,...when you ask her to put that white gown on,...she will run.

Going to a surprise eightieth birthday tomorrow,
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 27 Sep, 2009 11:26 am
@alex240101,
It'll be such a surprise he'll drop dead -- but only if you're there.

My lady and I are attending a Japanese function this afternoon.
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Ceili
 
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Reply Sun 27 Sep, 2009 01:52 pm
She'll be dressing in full Geisha regalia to disguise her identity, no doubt.

I'm in Campbell River, just heading out the door to take pictures of a stunning waterfall.



Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 27 Sep, 2009 04:43 pm
@Ceili,
Make sure you've got a film in your camera this time!

I'm going to take a day off today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 28 Sep, 2009 12:47 am
@Dutchy,
You're retired. You take a day off EVERY day!

My new digital camera has a great zoom lens.
Ceili
 
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Reply Mon 28 Sep, 2009 10:08 am
@NickFun,
But if all you're photographing is crap, who wants a close up?

I broke my everyday lens. Dropped it and now the glass is sideways.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 28 Sep, 2009 05:04 pm
@Ceili,
That's typical, blondes always drop things, normal people get it repaired.

I'm seeing an audiologist today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 28 Sep, 2009 05:14 pm
@Dutchy,
Seeing one yes. However, you won't be hearing him.

I must get to the grocery before I have to leave again.
alex240101
 
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Reply Tue 29 Sep, 2009 07:43 pm
@NickFun,
Your suppose to stock up the refrigerator when you get home, not before you leave.

Purchased ten pounds of meat from a local farmer for the first time.
 

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