Don't let the door hit you in the butt (sorry Dutchy - you know you'll be missed!)
I am starting my home business today
You should be bankrupt by next week.
I like learning new things.
Too bad you can't remember anything.
We are leaving for my husbands Uncle's funeral in just a little while.
Mismi at funeral:
"But enough about Uncle George......let's talk about me."
I'm going to fix breakfast now.
I bet you are tired of cereal and milk
I worked at the school today, setting up reading program for the 2nd grade.
now second graders are teaching you how to read?
I'm gonna join the wrestling team at school
Oh hon, don't you get your butt kicked enough even when you're not on a team?
I am about to go make me and my family a Taco salad.
Are you getting a kickback from the Alka Selzter people?
I had to bump up this poor little thread because it had fallen down to the second page here!
That is because you are a silly, thread-anthropomorphizing nerd.
Lately I've been feeling kind of itchy.
You should quit smoking that pipe.
I'm going to go watch a movie now...
I hope you were able to get a comfortable booth.
I'm watching football today.
Nobody would pick you AGAIN?
Cold and rainy here.
Lucky for you you're safe and warm inside your little padded cell.
I have a tummy ache from the spicy gooey cheesy chili I ate.
Back on the health food, I see.
Time to water the plants.
What's the point when they are all plastic?
Just got home from the mountain lodge today.
I'm sure your neighbors appreciated the little break you gave them from all the annoyance that comes with living near you.
Work sucks.
Maybe you will finally figure out what you are doing one day - hopefully you will like it better then :wink:
I am very low key today - need to get motivated!
Yeah, you should at least motivate yourself enough to get out of those disgusting sweat pants and take a shower, stinky.
I might have a couple dates this week.
Oh! the hookers were freed...
Well, here nothing new.
Delusional - there are medications for that you know Kicky.
My energy drink is actually working - I may very well start work!
