Flying above the clouds again?
Praying for rain.
(Noticeable silence from God)
People can't resist my smile.
Is that why everybody is running away, had a look in the mirror lately?
I hate stray cats.
Because they keep trying to cover you up.
Maybe I should become a professional gambler like Craven.
Too bad you need an IQ above fifty to be able to do something like that.
I wish I could just retire and travel the world.
Well you probably won't have long before they fire you and then you can just hitchike....voila! Dream realized.
Went to a business seminar for medical billing - SO boring!
Left your hearing aid home again?
Going to work in the garden shortly.
Garden? You mean those two scraggely plants in that bunch of weeds?
I'd like to take a couple days off and go off to New Orleans for a long weekend.
Bet you mommy won't let you go.
Preparing myself a solid breakfast.
Here's a tip: you don't need to use butter to fry bacon.
I plan on hiding from the trick 'n treaters on Halloween.
You can't get much meaner than that.
Going to the market later on this morning and snare some bargains.
Taking stuff out of a homeless person's cart?
I'm listening to an audio book.
Which title is "deafening silence"?
I'm resting...
What's new, isn't that what you do all day.
I didn't go to church today.
Then their prayers were answered!
I like nice underwear, but it's hard to find panties that are teeny enough to fit my little kitty butt.
I know your type, want to wear a skin-tight catsuit and look like a hot chick.
Watching a replay of the RedSox beating the Colorado Rockies today.
Do you identify with the pitcher.......or the catcher?
Even when I find teeny panties, I have to cut a hole in them for my tail.
Might as well cut a hole in the front too seeing that you're a straying Tom cat.
Going to watch a good movie after the baseball.
By the way, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a kid's movie, not porn.
You might think I'm naive, but I didn't just fall off the turnip truck.
Just remember pussycat, assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
Preparing my trip away later on this weekend.
