Better keep 'em there, we've got enough embarassing amateurism in our haiku threads here already ...
A. called to say she really liked our day yesterday, that was nice ...
She lied to you.
I am full.
and of what, we are certain.
I can play tthe accordian
God help your family.
I want some dessert.
Not till you finish your plate of feces.
I think Ill fire up the wood chipper.
Planning on offing the wife?
I cut my finger, and I don't know how.
Your gynecologist says you have vagina dentata.
I'm trying to decide what kind of dessert to make for Thanksgiving.
After eating your cooking I doubt anyone will want dessert--but maybe you could make baked barf bags.
I found a cell phone today and tracked down the owner to return it.
Gee, that's swell! Did you get a cookie?
Now I want a cookie.
Well go get one and stop whinning.
I should be sleeping.
Yes, you should. It would give us all a much needed respit from your incessant babbling.
Yes! My cat has decided to sleep on the towel I put down on my bed! Now instead of getting cat hair all over my damn comforter, he will be getting it all on that old thing! Finally! I wish I would have thought of this years ago!
Yes, you should have. Who thought it up for you?
I'm off to my (cat hair-free) bed.
What about all of the dog hairs?
My bed is like a crib.
Hard, small, and behind bars?
Please note that I did not resort to a baby joke just to pacifier.
If you do resort to a joke, please make that clear. No one can tell otherwise.
Please note that I did not acknowledge the pun; it's for his own good.
I don't acknowledge YOU for MY own good.
I need some new colored pencils.
There, there, as soon as your hubby gets you to the daycare center they'll have some pencils for you there to go colour with ...
Should I go out for tea and scones or shouldn't I?
Piss off, you ugly bastard.
I have a new hat.
Somewhere in an Iowa cornfield, a scarecrow stands bareheaded.
I have to drive into Boston today.
Have you learnt the bus route off by heart yet?
There's a great picture of me in the Dialy Telegraph today.
