Don't forget your training wheels!
I'm in love with a girl who looks like Molly Shannon.
It was Spendi last month, Gus the month before, things seem to be improving at long last.
I'm trying to find a simple way to get a higher glucose level in my bloodstream.
Perform oral sex on Bertie Bassett.
(glucose tablets for the bike ride, or lucozade racing bottle)
I just fancy a bowl of cornflakes.
Some people are into boys, some are into girls. You're into cornflakes. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
I may spend the entire evening at home.
Sick of street walking eh
Going to play 10 pin bowling tonight.
Don't often see "yabba dabba do" in crosswords
I may score
Side-lined again.
Having a lazy kind of evening.
Obviously I'm going to miss out
Going to buy new shoes tomorrow.
What? They have shops in Australia now?
I'm in for a very hard gym session tomorrow.
It's not you... it's the lycra they laugh at.
I've been working.
You look it, all worn out, like a rag doll.
Going for a brisk walk along the beach shortly.
You're in a coastal prison then. Grand.
Thinking about going to bed.
You've been thinking about that since you got up this morning.
I get paid too much for what I do.
Always knew you were a con man.
Going to buy my partner a bunch of flowers directly.
from the local petrol station!!
i am going to take the dogs for a walk
Dog-knapping again huh, you'll get caught one of these days!
I'm about to dine on some wild salmon baked in a light pastry wrapped in spinach leaves and garlic.
salmon which you were poaching eh
i am gonna have a cuppa now
old ladies always need to recharge their batteries
going fishing today
you might aswell...you favour a crab
going shopping now
Well pay for the goods this time, I'm fed up with bailing you out.
Looking forward to a game of snooker with the lads later on this evening.
