You mean you need to buy some new clothes to replace the ones you soiled and ripped when you were drunk.
I'm back from a heavy day of shooting
You Americans are all alike, trigger happy.
I'm halfway through editing chapter 6 of Dr Mong's biography.
With those slopy eyes you're looking half like a Chinese already.
Will be a nice day for a quick bbq at lunchtime.
And washed down with biblical portions of alcohol.
It's a beautiful day here in Santa Barbara, as always.
Well leave Barbara alone and get to work.
I am enjoying a large mug of tea.
It's a mugs game obviously.
I'm taking it easy this evening.
Does that mean you're using plenty of Lubey?
I'm knackered after knocking down a wall today.
You're so fat, you probably knocked it down by accident.
I'm a fan of tikka masala.
Is she the new whore on your street?
I'm sewing baby clothes tomorrow.
It'll make a change from the usual mailbags, mind.
I worked with a kango yesterday, and now my hands are vibratring.
It's called wankers shake you dirty bugger!
I'm having a haircut at nine o'clock in the morning..Why do we have to book appointments for everything nowadays I wonder.
So that the hairdresser can have time to make sure your summer toupee is properly cleaned and dried in time?
I've just been soaking in the deepest bath I've had in ages.
The piss-head fell in the canal again!
I need a new compressor piston and have to go to Machine-Mart some time tomorrow.
That's the only place that gives credit to bankrupts, I hear.
I think I'll nick the lad's burger he's got stored in the fridge.
How low can you go.
I'm not working today.
It must be Sunday...or Monday...or Tuesday...or
I met the Mayor of Torrance, CA today.
Big deal, brown nosing as usual again.
My partner is preparing a lovely roast for me today.
You mean your partner is planning to turn you INTO a lovely roast.
I went to a party at the Four Seasons Hotel in Santa Barbara last night
In other words, you're doing a bit of casual waitering for extra cash.
I had to give up on working the whole day, as a major delivery failed to arrive.
Bet you celebrated that with a few pints.
I'm getting ready for a hundred mile cycle ride on Saturday next.
