And if you didn't pull off the deal you'd be drowning your sorrows in a good bottle of scotch.
I am up early this morning
The old story, wet the bed again.
Going to bed now, goodnight.
Lying down on the newspapers again.
I'm relaxing after a busy weekend.
going to work to sleep the hangover off again...
I have a view of treetops and Charles river from my work window.
Why are you and I always hungover, dag? Is it something to do with our dual personality?
Ratzenhofer!!! Git yo ass outta here if you dunno how to play! (and note to self: speak the way your beak grew, cease to immitate slang you don't have a hang of).
I really do see Charles river out of my office window.
Dag,,, your a fk'n weirdo and everyone knows it.
Can you imagine having no teeth, ~ and having constant tooth pain?
Amen.
May Denis Wheatley visit you every night.
Right I'm off to my bible study classes now.
What happened? Did Hell cave in?
I'm eating an apple because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Didn't help you getting pregnant on a wild night out did it?
Off to the Casino for a meal and some dice throwing.
Here's a tip: It's not funny to yell "Whee!," and throw the dice in the roulette wheel.
I always know which side my bread is buttered on.
It took you many years to find out the buttered side is the side with the creamy, yellow stuff on it.
I went to a shopping mall today because I needed some new jeans and a book. One stop shopping.
Hardcover
I'm looking froward to some serious reading this evening.
I'll bet you're reading braille all over your boyfriend.
Having a few mates coming over for a game of cards shortly.
Playing snap with the sheep shearers again.
I'm goping risty with this rain and everybody thinks i have a good tan!
Have a hot shower and all that 'tan' will wash off you you grease monkey.
Won a few dollars at cards last night without cheating.
O course, the amount you won pales in significance to the amount you LOST without cheating.
I shall be dining at a French bistro in Santa Barbara this evening
If it's Louie's then you won't stumble pronouncing the owner's name.
Oh my laundry, I can't decide which colour to choose, taupe or white.
What laundry, you always walk around in rags, so what difference does the colour make.
Having an interesting discussion with some friends of mine about investments.
Uh, eavesdropping on others is considered rude. Did you understand anything you overheard?
I'm going out for dinner tonight.
