Has it been a whole year already?
I don't have much time for the internet lately.
Chasing men takes up to much of your time.
Won't be long and I'm off to bed.
None of you ever get to sleep again.
We are going to put you eh's 'On Thee On Mentally. Good luck.
Amen.
God bless you etc, may his angels carry your burdens to far better places than these on offer at fifty per cent discount.
Tom Cruise wants to enlist you in the church of scientology.
A Tom Cruise reference. That's so nineties.
I don't like to count my chickens before they're hatched.
Well stop selling the eggs before they are laid.
Watching a re-run of last nights boxing with a couple of the lads later this evening.
What's so exciting about watching people make boxes?
I'm trying to save my money because a penny saved is a penny earned.
Yea, yea, only to squander it on hamburgers you fat tart.
I am have a haircut this morning.
You should mow your eyebrows too while your at it.
I'm being careful as I type this because an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
I think you should be even more careful. Now you need TWO pounds of cure.
I just got back from the beach.
yeah, i saw them towing you back into the ocean.
Sitting under a tree in a park, peoplewatching...
I've told you before, you will get arrested for that one of these days.
About to put the boxing on, it's a wet night here too!
Watching those Boxers makes your wet.
I am writing a screenplay but I can't reveal its contents
One of those soapies you're infamous for.
Monday morning here and lots of things to do.
But it's raining like always so you'll just stay inside and watch Laverne & Shirley reruns.
I don't like the taste of Scotch
That's not what those 20 empty bottles beside you imply...
Everyone in the house has gone to a movie, thank heavens.
Before they left you could hear them whispering "how do we get away from Mame?"
I'd like to go to an old fashioned go-go
Well, go, go already!
I am watching Sense and Sensibility...again
You'd think you'd have enough sense and sensibility to have stopped after your 10th viewing of that movie!
I am procrastinating.
What's new, you've been doing it for years, bet your house looks like a pig sty.
Pull off a good deal tonight so celebrating with a good bottle of scotch.
