Are you sure you know how to use a paint brush?
I do.
Can you do anything?
Second coat will be done tomorrow
It's going to rain tomorrow. But I'm sure that won't stop you!
I was offered a free water bed but I didn't take it.
Good move, at least until you learn to stop wetting at night.
I am enjoying some white chocolate.
Being vastly obese doesn't seem to worry you.
Time for my afternoon jog.
Jogging to the pub. Kinda reduces the health benefits doesn't it?
Gotta start doing strength training again.
I think you're strong enough already, but I guess I am standing downwind.
Yeah, think I'll get back to the gym soon too.
Now that even your beer can is getting too heavy.
I met an amazing psychic lady once
Most people seemed pleased to meet you.....once.
I'm leaving work shortly.
Sacked again?
Dinner is about to be served.
You deserve a serve
I may not need the turbotiere this evening
Go back to school and learn to spell!!
(We found no English translation for 'turbotière' in our French to English Dictionary.)
Watching the Rugby replay on tedlly tonight.
Watching the Rugby replay on tedlly tonight. (sic)
Hanging out too dryly and all muchly Dutch
I might turn in early
Good idea, I think you need a good sleep.
My team is loosing at the moment.
You must surely be bereft
I'm a tad complaisant
I always thought your were an easy chick.
Things are looking up, scores are level in the rugby.
The playing field is decidedly uneven
I wonder what's on the other cable channels
Why don't you turn the knob?
Making myself a cup of coffee with a dry biscuit.
You take the biscuit and dunk
I shan't tarry, I moist away
Why be such a spoil sport.
Very, very cold here tonight.
