Taking the piss is diuretic.
Thinking of upping the ante here.
You can't even reach the top of the table besides we don't play with counterfeit money.
Having a break from all my hard work today.
After sitting all day it's nice to lie down.
I just enjoyed a fine piece of roast beef
I suppose bought from the pet shop down the road.
I think I'm going to reward myself, and you can all guess with what.
A liver transplant?
I am listening to some soft rock music.
No wonder you've got rocks in your head.
The beer tastes oh so good tonight.
Temperature tells
I am baking.
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie?
I'm going to be driving a fair distance later today.
Don't forget your navigator, you have a habit of getting lost.
Enjoying a quiet evening at home after a busy day.
Lonely Planet
omg the footy is on
Do you even know the difference between a football game and a game of two halves?
Back from gym, long drive cancelled...rain stopped, get some work done.
Bending the elbow with a pint of bitter in the garden shed.
About to hit the sack, late in the evening here.
You'll never sleep again.
I can sleep while i'm awake.
Well, yes, that wouldn't surprise me.
I'm going to the boxing gym in 45 minutes.
You have to find a better way to control your woman...she's taking boxing class, too...
I'm an astute political adviser...
Strange woman above me!
I'm tired, it must mean I need an early night.
You do that and take that strange woman with you.
I'm starting a new day downunder.
Let's hope this one doesn't end with you passed out in a gutter, like all the ones before it.
I have had a really busy day at work today!
Just like any other day, clocking on and clocking off, nothing in between.
Painting the billiard room today
