Euphemism for your gay lover in your pants?
I'm sharing a kitchen with a pyromaniac.
You'd share anything with any maniac!
I have been asked to work at the boxing club for a twelve month period.
(I retired from it last year)
Their punching bag broke again?
I need some coffee.
You sure it is not something stronger.
Heading out to the airport shortly
Have you cleared that with your parole officer?
I better head off to my meeting.
No point - they will stop you from fleeing the country.
Saw a friend on television today.
Probably on New Scotlands Yard'd wanted list
Having take away from McDonald's tonight
and not for the first time, I see.
I think I'll cook steak this evening.
you mean you'll put your wife to work as usual
playing a game of pool with my neighbour tonight
Game of pool is a euphemism for a romp in the paddling pool I suppose.
Listening intermittently to an explanation of Gravitational Waves.
That should give you an intermitent understanding.
My girlfriend just bought a new lap dog
Is she going to put you to sleep?
Aren't animals wonderful?
What sort of daft remark is that? Hardly worth insulting.
My son is taking a bottle of champagne and an orange rose to his girlfriend after her exams.
A reward for cheating?
I never liked most schools.
Obviously you didn't attend most either!
I always wished I had been a Vicar.
They're taking anyone nowadays, it's your chance.
I think Tony Blair should become a vicar.
He is beyond redemption don't you think.
Making an ass of myself today.
You'll probably find a way to fail at that too.
I'll be working some long hours today.
A change is as good as a holiday. (M15+ post contains vituperative obloquy)
I'm at leisure.
Rehab again?
I'm spoiling for a fight today.
