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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 02:43 am
Always knew you don't know the difference between an 'adult'. 'parent' or 'child'

I'm going to have an early night tonight.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 01:24 pm
He's off for a bit of nooky with the next door neighbour, he means!



I have planeted a hundred and fifty privet hedge plants, changed the filter pump on my pond, boxed out some flower beds, planted 200 petunias, and my wife just asked me if I'd cut the lawns today! Twisted Evil
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 09:07 pm
I guess you'll have to do to her what you did to your previous wives...



I am thinking about the letter "T".
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Eorl
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 10:59 pm
Remedial classes finally starting to pay off?

I think I'll be playing more words games from now on.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 15 May, 2007 11:38 pm
You'd better start expanding your vocabulary

I'm going to write some letters in a minute
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 02:21 am
Start with A, then B, and who knows? You might reach F by bedtime.

I'm going to look at a wrecked container ship on the East Devon coast today.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 02:43 am
Well don't get too close, the public might view you as salvage!


I'm going to put my water-proofs on and suffer in this downpour!
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 02:53 am
Nowhere to shelter? Are you and your dog sitting out in the rain with a notice saying 'hungry please donate'?

I'm taking advantage of today being dry, though cloudy.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 02:55 am
Thats not cloud, the kitchens on fire and you need new glasses.



I'm glad I have a Honda/Flymo slope-master and it cuts great in the rain.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 03:19 am
I hope you have your toes insured

I hope for a miracle, tomorrow's lotto is worth $30 million and I have a ticket.
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Coolwhip
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 04:09 am
If you won you might afford that sex-change operation you so desperately need.

I don't feel so well, my nostrils are sore.
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etc
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 08:09 am
That's because your nosey.

Do i look stupid with glasses?--> Cool
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 08:10 am
Have you been brown-nosing your boss again

Going to have a hair cut in the morning
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Eorl
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 08:17 am
Yeah, you really oughtta try something.

It's late here, I'm off to bed.
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etc
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 08:22 am
What a great job!

I don't work, some people think i'm lazy.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 08:25 am
Everybody would agree with them

Going to the bank in the morning.
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Eorl
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 08:27 am
After Centrelink? Wink

I'm still off to bed.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 08:30 am
I thought you we're sleepwalking

I'll be looking for work tomorrow.
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etc
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 01:47 pm
It's about time.


Work is a four letter word.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 16 May, 2007 02:24 pm
There must be more work in a sick note than you can muster up!


There's a large owl in my oak tree right now!
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