No need to change, you look like a pinapple already
Going to visit some friends shortly.
You have friends?
I'm in love!
With yourself?
Going to bed shortly.
Alone no doubt.
I'm not sleepy.
Probably slept all day when you should have been doing housework.
Going for a walk into town this afternoon.
That's because they took away your car and drivers license.
I have to go to Idaho for a film project in August
probably for a re-run of an old Charlie Chaplin slapstick routine
will have my law degree bestowed upon me next week
Incarcerated recidivists often return to the law
I've signed a contract to make me taut
that's stretching the truth a little to far isn't?
Going to take my neighbour's dog for a walk directly.
They trust you with their dog?
I like chow chow dogs.
How can you like those ugly monsters, you need glasses.
Wearing my winter clothes for the first time today.
And it looks like you mugged a homeless man to get them.
It's going to be 103 degrees here tomorrow.
And you haven't showered or used deodorant for six months. Remind me not to stand downwind.
It's going to be sunny and 70's along the CA coast here tomorrow.
Don't forget to get out of bed to enjoy it.
Playing cards with friends tonight.
Likely to get plugged again, aren't you?
I'm resting up from the rain today.
Don't you do that every day?
Won at cards tonight.
He's been playing snap with the kids again.
Have been helping out at the boxing club this week.
Was the punchball for the champs again.
Taking it easy today.
And this is the busiest day you've had all year!
I can see the fires in Catalina from where I am.
You set them, you should be able to see them.
("A few "modest" homes burned but firefighters were protecting other properties late into the night, said Avalon Fire Chief Steven Hoefs." I see, rich homes were saved while the poor ones were allowed to burn)
I have a blocked ear after swimming.
