Dangling participles for those shortly to be highly challenged.
I'm doing dinner.
When did you learn to cook, you're still going to primary school aren't you.
Playing cards with the neighbours tonight.
Are you going to cheat again?
I love poker.
I'll bet, you're a two handed cheater too.
Going to enjoy a glass of coke shortly.
That'll take some sniffing up.
Must make an attempt to repair the music centre side of my pc today.
Anything to avoid working, eh ;-)
I'll start working in my garden this week.
About time, it looks like a jungle from Jurassic Park.
Giving my car a polish in the morning.
Don't forget to break off all the rust and clean inside the holes.
Time to jump in the shower.
I suppose you need someone to scratch your back.
Midnight here and going to bed.
How do you sleep up-side down?
I'm going to have a workout shortly.
Start with lifting the usual pint then work up - the effort might well kill you.
I'm making blackbean soup.
You know how to work a pan and a spoon?
Is it beyond your capabilities to make a simple personal statement so the game can go on?
Are you that smart?
I'm not.
Not is quite a broad statement.
The rain has done the gardens good of late.
Why don't you put some fish in it and use it as a pond.
Going to have lunch at the local pub today.
Are you going to pay for it this time?!
I'm not hungry,,, right now.
Trying to get rid of all that extra poundage you are carrying are you?
Will be planting some lettuces later on.
I am anxious to see what happens in a few weeks after you stick some heads of lettuce in the ground.
I have grapefruit and orange tees in my back yard.
I marvel at the ineluctable acerbity of your "Grapefruit and oranges tees.
I prefer a tropical look.
