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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 02:11 pm
Don't forget to close your windows like last time when you flooded the place.

Organizing a small fish bbq for tonight.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 02:36 pm
He means he's opening a tin of sardines in tomato sauce. :wink:



I'm helping out at the boxing gym for a few months from Tuesday onwards.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 07:00 pm
Being the punchbag no doubt.

Attending the big football match tonight, the Crows versus The Magpies.
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epenthesis
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 08:43 pm
Hello all, I'd love some vituperative obloquy.

Attending the big football match tonight, the Crows versus The Magpies.

The positions of left right out and half full in the stand, whilst up in the air, are expected to be covered in rotation by two veteran players. In related news, one player has confirmed that they are unavailable for Tuesday afternnoon practice due to a commitment to assist the under 8 girls' kick boxing until new equipment arrives from Thailand in 3 months.

I think I'll catch the bus to and from this game.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 09:03 pm
I think you need to catch a clue instead.


I'm ready to celebrate something.
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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 09:06 pm
But... it's really too bad you have nothing to celebrate and no one to do it with.


The sun is going down on the ocean outside my house - I am totally at peace.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 09:17 pm
Been hitting the bottle again, sure you're not looking at the light reflecting in your fish tank.

Going shopping shortly with my wife.
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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 09:23 pm
Aren't all the thrift stores closed now?


It's time I bbq'd our dinner.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 09:29 pm
Left it till the last minutes again, no wonder your husband frequents KFC.

Having a shower before I go do down the shopping plaza.
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epenthesis
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 09:42 pm
Having a shower before I go do down the shopping plaza.

When you "go do down the shopping plaza" do pop in for a dental dam first.

See you at my usual corner.
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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 10:01 pm
Your usual corner under the bridge, you mean?


I'm not even hungry tonight.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 10:27 pm
No wonder after gutsing yourself at lunch.

Will cath the train into town tonight.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 10:36 pm
Does that mean you will be catherized?


I am thinking of calling an old girlfriend.
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epenthesis
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 10:50 pm
Will cath the train into town tonight.

Unabridged gormlessness and maiming raillery for Cath and others of that station await.

If only I could sell tickets.
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Mame
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 10:52 pm
The old girlfriend who's the wrinkly old bag otherwise known as the Crone?


I've got to get to work by 8:00 tomorrow morning. Time for bed.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 11:22 pm
You want the fairies to sing you a lullaby.

May visit the library later on.
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epenthesis
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 11:25 pm
I've got to get to work by 8:00 tomorrow morning. Time for bed.


Hammock stringing belying erstwile stringing of two words together.


I shall go froward from here.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 11:38 pm
Please go froward and figure out how to properly insult someone, because you suck at it.

I think Sam Adams makes a nice Brown Ale.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Fri 4 May, 2007 11:46 pm
You dropped your cigar butt in your lager again.


I'm going job hunting next week.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 5 May, 2007 12:08 am
Behind in maintenance payments again.

Going to have takeaways for dinner tonight.
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