Ha! Dumpster-diving again, eh?
I'm going to the City with a couple of friends today.
The shrink is obviously creaming you all off.
Getting ready for tonights game right now.
Got your 2 cases of beer and 3 bags of chips and by the chair, eh?
I will be attending an opera this weekend.
Your face looks familiar, are you a son of Pavarotti?
Chicken dinner from the take away joint across the road tonight.
Your not robbing that farmyard again are you Dutchy?
I am going to get my haircut tomorrow morning.
Do they trim toupee's in the UK?
Seeing my bank manager this morning
I'll bet he won't recognize you with the ski mask.
I may go water skiing this weekend
Isn't that dangerous in a hot tub?
I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow.
He will say, "Lady, I'm a plastic surgeon. Not a miracle worker".
I am waxing my waterboard
That'll make you go blind.
I played indoor soccer tonight.
You mean aerial pin pong.
I'm going to the Horse Rces on Saturday.
He means two donkeys and a pit pony running round the housing estate.
I'm looking forward to relaxing this Bank Holiday weekend.
Is it any different to what you do every normal day.
Watching the wrestling on the telly tonight.
Why don't you sit on a seat as normal people do?
Big derby game tomorrow....Man City v Man U
Better get your hankie out you're going to get done again.
Cutting my neighbours lawn in the morning.
Just stick to the grass this time and leave the bush alone.
I'll be lighting a bon-fire this evening.
I thought the men in the white coats took your matches away.
I'll be painting in the house today.
Schizophrenia, obviously thinks she's Picasso again.
I can see a mouse on the moon from here.
That's one of the many rats in your kitchen interposing itself between you and the window.
I bought a scarlet geranium for my window sill.
When did you get the windows in?
They have forecast rain for Sunday.
